Author Topic: The dead mule! (Read 673 times)

JATT KHADKU KHADA! · « **on:** May 21, 2011, 03:05:05 PM »

On Monday, Fred, an old country farmer, bought a mule from Luke, another old farmer, for $100. Luke promised to deliver the mule the next day. On Tuesday Luke drove up and said: "Sorry, Fred, but I have some bad news. The mule died." "Well, then, just give me my money back," Fred replied. "I can't do that," Luke said: "I went and spent it already." "Well, OK then, just unload the mule," Fred instructed. "What ya gonna do with a dead mule?" Luke inquired. "I'm going to raffle him off," Fred said. "You can't raffle off a dead mule!" Luke exclaimed. "Sure I can," Fred replied: "I just won't tell anybody he's dead." Several days later the two farmers met up again. "Whatever happened with that dead mule?" Luke asked. "I raffled him off just like I said I would," Fred replied. "Sold 500 tickets at $2 each!" "Didn't anyone complain?" Luke asked. "Just the guy who won, so I gave him his two dollars back." :rockon: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** May 21, 2011, 03:05:05 PM »

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #1 on:** May 22, 2011, 06:41:55 AM »

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Author Topic: The dead mule! (Read 673 times)

JATT KHADKU KHADA!

The dead mule!

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The dead mule!

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