Husband ne apni wife ko khat,likha Is mahine salary ki bajaye,"100 kiss" bhej raha hu,Wife ne Jawab diya apke salary ki bajaye 100 kiss mile,Hisab bhej rahi hu, Doodh wala 2 kiss me maan gaya,Teacher ko 7 deni padi, Sabjiwala 7 me nahi mana isliye,9 deni padi, Makan malik to roj 6-7 le jata hai,Aap chinta mat karna mere pass abhi,bhi 30 - 40 bachihai, mahina aaram se kat jayega............................................ ...