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10 most stupid questions
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:21:20 PM »
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations.

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:-
No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ...why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask...
Stupid Question:-
Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:-
Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is ! the 'Butter Paneer Masala' dish good??
Answer:-
No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occassionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...
Stupid Question:-
Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:-
Well you haven't particularly s hr unk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...
Stupid Question:-
Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:-
No,he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...
Stupid Question:-
Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:-
No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...
Stupid Question:-
Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:-
No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..


9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...
Stupid Question:-
Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:-
No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...
Stupid Question:-
Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:-
Gosh, it's a miracle .......it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!
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10 most stupid questions
« on: November 23, 2009, 11:21:20 PM »

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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 12:25:53 AM »
hahah
i ask that question often

oye tu ithe ki kari jana...
kehnda mai plaza nahi aa sakda?
mai keha aje kehri raat hoi aa cleaning to off hours ch hundi hahahha
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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 12:43:37 AM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: agent ji tusi v grt oo :hehe:
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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #3 on: November 26, 2009, 05:03:10 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
all were so funny
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #4 on: March 19, 2012, 05:00:10 AM »
no. 7 and 8 are too much  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #5 on: March 19, 2012, 05:18:04 AM »
hahahaha

soo funny  :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #6 on: March 19, 2012, 08:17:29 AM »
good [pst]
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Re: 10 most stupid questions
« Reply #7 on: March 31, 2012, 10:54:21 AM »
haha sum of them are really used often
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