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0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« on: May 20, 2010, 07:18:31 PM »
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed.

She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the
driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!”

The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke
up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box
gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought
the box back in the house.

She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Bob has been missing since Friday.
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Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2010, 07:30:27 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bachrii da bezti karti
bt betr den nthgg
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Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 07:59:05 PM »
Quote from: ✩♠✩ Sтｿℓιѕн Pυηנαвαη  ✩♠✩ on May 20, 2010, 07:30:27 PM
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: bachrii da bezti karti
bt betr den nthgg
ta dar naal ghar to b gayb ho gea pta c wife ne belna naal marna
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Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 08:10:19 PM »
ahhahah she was expecting porsche wasnt she hahah
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Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2010, 08:13:06 PM »
Quote from: ©o∂€л@M€47 on May 20, 2010, 08:10:19 PM
ahhahah she was expecting porsche wasnt she hahah
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Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2010, 08:24:45 PM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on May 20, 2010, 07:59:05 PM
ta dar naal ghar to b gayb ho gea pta c wife ne belna naal marna
yh munde hunde darpok aa :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:
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Re: 0 to 200 in 6 seconds
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2010, 09:24:37 PM »
baaki sab ta theek aa,,,,bt wht about dat bathrom scale??? :lost: :lost: :lost:
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