Author Topic: Pappu Naayi (Read 5297 times)

Sw33tgirl · « **on:** July 10, 2014, 10:46:29 PM »

Pappu ne naayi de dukan khol layi.
ik din appu us dukan te shave kraun aaya....
Pappu-muchhan rakhaniyan ? :wait:
Appy: han .
Pappu: (muchhan katt ke) aa le jeb wich pa le :5:

:laugh: :laugh:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** July 10, 2014, 10:46:29 PM »

Random_Profile · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2014, 10:50:21 PM »

EPIC!

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ʍʊռɖǟ ǟɖɮ ֆʊɮǟɦ ɖǟ · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2014, 12:46:48 AM »

kya baat aa pappua :D: :D:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #3 on:** July 24, 2014, 06:00:19 AM »

Ik wari pappu apni gharwali nu gusse ch kehnda :

" Jado vekho mera-mera krdi rehni ae

Mera ghar

meri car

mera beta ,

tenu sadda-sadda kehna chaida hai " :anger:

Hun Almaari ch ki labh rhi ae???? :mad:

ohdi gharwali: "Saddi salwaar" :smh:

♥♥ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♥♥ · « **Reply #4 on:** July 24, 2014, 06:05:59 AM »

sorry to say ena hasse wala joke ni pauna chaida , drz ne keha je banda jyada hasse ta pagal vi hoo sakda , mai hune hune pagalkhanne cho theek ho ke ayea ta tusi ki mainu ta target ni bnyea hoyea ? :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #5 on:** July 24, 2014, 11:08:39 PM »

Quote from: ♦ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♦ on July 24, 2014, 06:05:59 AM

sorry to say ena hasse wala joke ni pauna chaida , drz ne keha je banda jyada hasse ta pagal vi hoo sakda , mai hune hune pagalkhanne cho theek ho ke ayea ta tusi ki mainu ta target ni bnyea hoyea ? :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

: pagalkhane cho :D:
koi ni fe chl jeyo :pagel:

ʍʊռɖǟ ǟɖɮ ֆʊɮǟɦ ɖǟ · « **Reply #6 on:** July 25, 2014, 01:40:29 AM »

tusi ta pakka theka hi chak lea ji sadi bhakia dukhoun da hasaa hasa ke jdo kite maade motte theek hune aa fer chutkla ja pa ke bakhi ch peed kr la dene o :D:

♥♥ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♥♥ · « **Reply #7 on:** July 25, 2014, 05:11:22 AM »

Quote from: ਮੁੰਡਾ ਅੜਬ ਸੁਬਾਹ ਦਾ on July 25, 2014, 01:40:29 AM

tusi ta pakka theka hi chak lea ji sadi bhakia dukhoun da hasaa hasa ke jdo kite maade motte theek hune aa fer chutkla ja pa ke bakhi ch peed kr la dene o :D:

mera ta hasde hasde muuh cho khoon nikalan lagg peya mere gharde mainu dr. le gye odo takk mai hasna band ho chuka si par jdo dr. ne pucheya tenu hassa kyu ayea mera fer hass hass ke bura hall hoo gya hun vi mai eh reply ehh joke ni bina resd kitte karr reha masa ehh joek dimag cho nikleya :D: :D: :D:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #8 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:32:53 AM »

BABA - Maayi roti de de sadhu ko.
LADY - koi bhajan bhi sunado baba ji :rabb:
BABA - teri tor ne patte mutiyare :love: ,jattan de put sadh ho gaye :blink:.
:D: :D: :laugh:

JayP · « **Reply #9 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:35:14 AM »

Quote from: ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) on July 25, 2014, 07:32:53 AM

BABA - Maayi roti de de sadhu ko.
LADY - koi bhajan bhi sunado baba ji :rabb:
BABA - teri tor ne patte mutiyare :love: ,jattan de put sadh ho gaye :blink:.
:D: :D: :laugh:

:D: chak ethe rakh :D:

baba mayi babeyan nu roti parshada de de..

Mayi tamater khao.
Baba chal leya tamater hi de deo

seyana banda a k kehnda baba eh mayi kehndi pyi a
kma kal khao :D: :laugh:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #10 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:38:09 AM »

Quote from: $|-|€R¡ff on July 25, 2014, 07:35:14 AM

:D: chak ethe rakh :D:

baba mayi babeyan nu roti parshada de de..

Mayi tamater khao.
Baba chal leya tamater hi de deo

seyana banda a k kehnda baba eh mayi kehndi pyi a
kma kal khao :D: :laugh:

hahahahaha so funny :D: :D:

♥♥ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♥♥ · « **Reply #11 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:38:30 AM »

je mai hassda hassda marr gya deakhla tenu szza bugti paiju , mai massa odan ala joke bhuleya si hun tusi aa joke paa ke mainu hassa hassa ke fer pagalkhanne ch bhejan di tyri karr lyi , mai sach kehna jdo tuhade joke read karda ta hass hass ke mere muuh cho khoon niklan lagg janda mera dhid katta hoo janda , six pack disan lagg ajnde ne te bakhi ch behadd dard suru hoo janda fer nah roti kha hundi aa nah khadi hoyi kadd hundi aa , bass kro ji bass kro iss toh pehla mai hass hass ke duum tood dewa :D: :D: :D: :D:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #12 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:41:34 AM »

Quote from: ♦ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♦ on July 25, 2014, 07:38:30 AM

je mai hassda hassda marr gya deakhla tenu szza bugti paiju , mai massa odan ala joke bhuleya si hun tusi aa joke paa ke mainu hassa hassa ke fer pagalkhanne ch bhejan di tyri karr lyi , mai sach kehna jdo tuhade joke read karda ta hass hass ke mere muuh cho khoon niklan lagg janda mera dhid katta hoo janda , six pack disan lagg ajnde ne te bakhi ch behadd dard suru hoo janda fer nah roti kha hundi aa nah khadi hoyi kadd hundi aa , bass kro ji bass kro iss toh pehla mai hass hass ke duum tood dewa :D: :D: :D: :D:

haye rabba
tusi ta vahle hi over-react kr jande :huh:
hassan naal ta sago khoon wadh da hunda :pagel: ...khushi mnao jad me joke pauni thoda payia khoon wadh janda hass hass ...jehda extra hunda oh muh cho nikl janda hou

: ...:D:

JayP · « **Reply #13 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:42:58 AM »

Quote from: ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) on July 25, 2014, 07:41:34 AM

haye rabba
tusi ta vahle hi over-react kr jande :huh:
hassan naal ta sago khoon wadh da hunda :pagel: ...khushi mnao jad me joke pauni thoda payia khoon wadh janda hass hass ...jehda extra hunda oh muh cho nikl janda hou : ...:D:

bahle seyane ne eh tan ji bass :love:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #14 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:50:26 AM »

Pappu got a job in AIRTEL Custmr, On very first day a customer called
custmr:Hello my AIRTEL sim locked.What 2 do?

:
Pappu: don't take tension .Remove Airtel sim & put BSNL. Thank U 4 calling AIRTEL !! :bye:
:D:

:

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___________________________________________

Air hostes to Lalu.: sir r u vegtarian or non vegtarian. :wait:
Lalu: no i am Indian. :happy:
Airhortes: no sir ! R u shakahari or mansahari. :waitin:
Lalu: hut sasuri ! I am bihari.

:

: :laugh: :laugh:

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Police during high alert.. Pappu ke ghar aye talashi lene..
"Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visfotak samagari hai.." :waitin:
Pappu: "Sir, Oh taan pekke gayi hoi aa...."

:

:

:D: :D: :laugh:

JayP · « **Reply #15 on:** July 25, 2014, 07:57:47 AM »

Quote from: ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) on July 25, 2014, 07:50:26 AM

Pappu got a job in AIRTEL Custmr, On very first day a customer called
custmr:Hello my AIRTEL sim locked.What 2 do? :
Pappu: don't take tension .Remove Airtel sim & put BSNL. Thank U 4 calling AIRTEL !! :bye:
:D: : :

___________________________________________

Air hostes to Lalu.: sir r u vegtarian or non vegtarian. :wait:
Lalu: no i am Indian. :happy:
Airhortes: no sir ! R u shakahari or mansahari. :waitin:
Lalu: hut sasuri ! I am bihari. :

: : :laugh: :laugh:

____________________________________________________

Police during high alert.. Pappu ke ghar aye talashi lene..
"Khabar hai k aapke ghar me visfotak samagari hai.." :waitin:
Pappu: "Sir, Oh taan pekke gayi hoi aa...." : :

:D: :D: :laugh:

lallu te police wala kaim c :D:

♥♥ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♥♥ · « **Reply #16 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:02:49 AM »

hasaun nu ta sherff rakeya hoeya mai par rabb da vasta tusi joke nah paeya kroo :D: :D: :D:

♥♥ ਗਭਰੂ ਚੋਟੀ ਦਾ ♥♥ · « **Reply #17 on:** July 25, 2014, 08:07:48 AM »

haye oye mera ta hun sarri body kamban lagg gyi , mera ta hassa pehla ni rukk reha si aa hoe hasse wale joke paa ditte ajj ni bachda mai rabba mereya aa kudi nu hamesha khush rahki ehne mainu mareya jrur par hassa hassa ke hun rabb di marji hoyi ta mai bach ju ga par je tusi koi hor joke paata ta mera ni bacha i sure mai jana hun jdo tudi online hoyia kroo ge mai ayea hi ni karna je bach gya taa

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:D: :D: :D:

-ѕArKaRi_SaAnD- · « **Reply #18 on:** July 25, 2014, 12:19:44 PM »

Kya baata :D:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #19 on:** July 25, 2014, 12:22:08 PM »

Quote from: ਛੱਮਕ ןєђเ... (ѕฬ33t) on July 25, 2014, 07:32:53 AM

BABA - Maayi roti de de sadhu ko.
LADY - koi bhajan bhi sunado baba ji :rabb:
BABA - teri tor ne patte mutiyare :love: ,jattan de put sadh ho gaye :blink:.
:D: :D: :laugh:

bada tharki baba saand tara da :D:

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