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**The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:35:35 AM »
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut."

Customer: "Haloo, can I order ."

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose Smart Card number, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh..., hold on .... 6102049998-45- 54610"

Operator: "OK ... you're .. Mr Perera and you're calling from
Dhehiwela. Perera. Your home number is 4123456, your office 76543210
and your mobile is 077 1234567. "

Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator: "We are connected to the Main CRM system Sir"

Customer: "I want Seafood Pizza .."

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "Why?????!"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and an even higher cholesterol level Sir"

Customer: "What? ... What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know I will like it?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK, I give up .. Give me three family sized ones then. How
much will that cost?

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs.985/-"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you're owing your bank Rs.13,929.55 since
October last year" "That's not including the late payment charges on
your housing loan Sir.

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it by your motorcycle.. "

Customer: " What???????? !"

Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...
registration number BE1123 "

Customer: "*'!^ *#?@%^**%^I7*"

Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language at a policeman

Customer: [Speechless]

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing ... by the way .. aren't you giving me that 3 Free
bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also a diabetic ..... "

Customer :?......?... ..?...*.. *.....??. .* . **.......... ?**.
*???.

Keep smiling....
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**The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:35:35 AM »

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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2010, 04:04:22 AM »
gud a :loll: :loll:
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2010, 12:47:58 PM »
thx 22 g
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 10, 2010, 01:03:58 PM »
 :laugh: wth u cant even eat what u like :( future gonna suck that bad :|
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 10, 2010, 01:04:48 PM »
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 10, 2010, 06:42:34 PM »
good stuff.. :yawn:
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2010, 02:32:04 AM »
future eda da houga :surp: :surp:
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 11, 2010, 02:52:34 AM »
hahahahha acha
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2010, 06:00:20 AM »
aho
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 17, 2010, 03:59:22 AM »
 :laugh: Talk about privacy invasion and being a stalker!  :laugh:
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 17, 2010, 04:21:43 AM »
hahah ya its a good one!!

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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 19, 2010, 06:53:10 AM »
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Re: **The Future Customer Service...OMG..this is hilarious!!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 23, 2010, 04:28:18 AM »
thx dosto
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