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Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:42:11 AM »
If you send this message off to 20 people within the next 4 days, and each of them send it off to 20 other people within 4 days...

In 40 days, approximately 10 trillion of these messages will cross the Internet.

From day 40 to day 44, an additional 200 trillion of these messages will cross the Internet, at an average of 50 trillion messages per day.

From day 44 to 48, an additional 4,000 trillion of these messages will cross the Internet, at an average of 1,000 trillion messages a day, 41.7 trillion messages per hour, 694 billion messages per minute, or 11.6 billion messages per second.

Of course, the Internet will have ground to a complete halt way before then, and a good thing too, because by day 44 (assuming each man, woman and child in the world is tied to the Internet) you would have to respond to about 2 chain email letters per second, sending off 20 responses each second, giving you 5/100 of a second to send each message.  If you drop the ball, you will break about 1,800,000 chain letters per day, bringing almost two million times the bad luck upon yourself than if you broke the first chain letter to begin with.

The logical conclusion?  It is better to break the initial chain letter and receive one dose of bad luck than to continue the chain letter, and by day 44, receive 1,800,000 doses of bad luck.

I knew one poor fellow who ended up in such a circumstance.  He ended up having 287,345 heart attacks, losing 5,137 wives, got fired from at least 100,000 jobs, and was run over by a truck.  His Visa card was also revoked.  Nobody liked him anymore.  He finally ended up committing suicide 459 times, but he was so unlucky, he was never successful.  Finally, he resigned to the idea of not dying, and was immediately hit by a meteorite and vaporized.  But his cells went on to experience even more bad luck...

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Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« on: January 14, 2010, 07:42:11 AM »

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2010, 09:02:26 AM »
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I knew one poor fellow who ended up in such a circumstance.  He ended up having 287,345 heart attacks, losing 5,137 wives, got fired from at least 100,000 jobs, and was run over by a truck.  His Visa card was also revoked.  Nobody liked him anymore.  He finally ended up committing suicide 459 times, but he was so unlucky, he was never successful.  Finally, he resigned to the idea of not dying, and was immediately hit by a meteorite and vaporized.  But his cells went on to experience even more bad luck...
this is the funniest thing i have ever heard ,, i thought a person dies at most 3 heartattacks and this guy had 287,345 heart attacks,,, 5,137 wives,, and lost 100,000 jobs?? he must havebeen a trillionaire and ofcourse smarta$$ indeed  :hehe:


or maybe i am reading it wrong  /:) /:)

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 09:04:26 AM »
Chain letters = spam. Remember that. And you know how the PJ Team feels about spam:  :spamfight:

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 07:26:48 PM »
this is the funniest thing i have ever heard ,, i thought a person dies at most 3 heartattacks and this guy had 287,345 heart attacks,,, 5,137 wives,, and lost 100,000 jobs?? he must havebeen a trillionaire and ofcourse smarta$$ indeed  :hehe:


or maybe i am reading it wrong  /:) /:)
hehehe coz he failed to oblige the email spammer :laugh:

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2010, 08:22:00 PM »
i never reply to those chain emails thats just so sick

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2010, 08:43:45 PM »
i never reply to those chain emails thats just so sick
i dont even receive them. my spam filter directs them to junkbox :happy:

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2010, 09:32:40 PM »
but my friends send it to me ..bandars :D

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2010, 09:57:20 PM »
but my friends send it to me ..bandars :D
:happy: i too used to receive those spam mails from my frends but they stopped after i threatend them to block.

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2010, 10:50:03 PM »
 :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: menu email aundi h nahi  :hehe:

bt mere frnd ne bheji ma reply kita ohde sare frnds nu chali gai ma us ch ohdi lassi kiti c  :pagel: :pagel: sare kamle ho gaye :hehe: :hehe:

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2010, 10:19:06 AM »
:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: menu email aundi h nahi  :hehe:

bt mere frnd ne bheji ma reply kita ohde sare frnds nu chali gai ma us ch ohdi lassi kiti c  :pagel: :pagel: sare kamle ho gaye :hehe: :hehe:
may be they dun hv spam filters

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2010, 11:17:21 PM »
may be they dun hv spam filters
oh tu h krda aa

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #11 on: January 17, 2010, 06:02:07 AM »
oh tu h krda aa
bibi tera mail junk mail vich ghum reha c :laugh: i dun get mails from ppz other den on ma mailing list.

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Re: Why You should not respond to chain Emails
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2010, 03:28:05 AM »
bibi tera mail junk mail vich ghum reha c :laugh: i dun get mails from ppz other den on ma mailing list.
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