Author Topic: Today’s Stupid Questions! (Read 9109 times)

Sardar_Ji · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:34:49 PM »

Punjabi ch daso branch manager kon hunda?

Nale kudrat ji mae jhoot nai bolda manu chete aakardayi punjabi dayi class ch mae aa story padhayi c .. Ik bar ik vapari (business man) topia (hats) vechan mela nu tur paya tae grami bahut c oh ik drakht thalle beth k aram karn lag paya tae aram karde karde ous nu needh aa gayi ... Lol.. Tae ous drakht outae bandar c tae bandar ayae tae sariyan hats chori kar k lae gae tae sir tae pa layian.. Jado vapari nu hosh ayi o hats gayaap dekh k dar gaya tae ... Bahut jayada dar gaya achnak ous dayi nazar upaar payi tae ous nae dekhya k bandar dae sir tae hats ...( Lol bandar bahut chalak hundae hats pa k bandriya tae line mar dae :p ....) tae pher o sochi pae gaya ki kara dar gaya tae o adami chalak c ous na sunya c k bandar layi lagg hundae aa.. Ous nae sare bandar hundaya ous nae jump maraya sare bandar jump maran lag pae pher ous nae apni sir vali hat ik dam thale dharti tae mari tae sare (moorakh) bandar nae b topi thale sutt tiyan tae o vapari mele ch hats vech k apnae ghar hassda hassda chala gaya

Moral sooj booj toa kam lao sab ksuh ho sakda

Bandar soot boot pa k bah sakde ahaha

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #20 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:34:49 PM »

Deleted User · « **Reply #21 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:41:18 PM »

ahahhahaah nyc story hahahahahahhaha

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #22 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:42:44 PM »

Gurpinder punjabi vich hoyea Tahni(Shakha) Prabhandak.. :happy: :happy:
vase jehdi tusi story dassi aa oh intelligent story aa par stupid question pushia c.. :happy:

Deleted User · « **Reply #23 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:47:38 PM »

yh gurpinder g kudrat g sahi keha

Deleted User · « **Reply #24 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:49:29 PM »

Y is dare a light in da fridge bt nt in da freezer?

Deleted User · « **Reply #25 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:51:00 PM »

dis 1 is my fvt ques

Can blind people see their dreams nd do dey dream????

Sardar_Ji · « **Reply #26 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:52:33 PM »

@ kudrat ji nice ji !! Now i got

@ lado ji freezer nu kholi da ghat aa ta kar k

Deleted User · « **Reply #27 on:** August 10, 2010, 08:54:52 PM »

bt kholde ta hunda aa

now am w8ing fo kamli or kudrat g reply 8-> 8-> 8->

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #28 on:** August 10, 2010, 09:01:01 PM »

Quote from: тαℓωαя кαυя on August 10, 2010, 08:49:29 PM

Y is dare a light in da fridge bt nt in da freezer?

ah question i guess Noxious has already asked this question in the question of the day post..
So what kind of answer u want sweetie intelligent one or stupid one.. appa ohi de denne aa meri cutieee nu.. :happy: :hug:

Sardar_Ji · « **Reply #29 on:** August 10, 2010, 09:01:40 PM »

FreeZer ch thand jayada hundi tah kar k ...

Deleted User · « **Reply #30 on:** August 11, 2010, 07:54:43 AM »

ofcourse stupid ans sis

@..Wehla..@ · « **Reply #31 on:** August 11, 2010, 08:52:04 AM »

1. kutta car de pichhe kyu bhajda hai ?

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2. tu 'Talwar'(тαℓωαя кαυя) hi kyu 'chakko ' ya 'kirch' kyu nahi haige ..

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Deleted User · « **Reply #32 on:** August 11, 2010, 09:54:39 AM »

lol dats funny

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i dun hve ans

If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

LondonPunjabi · « **Reply #33 on:** August 11, 2010, 07:27:17 PM »

If a lama has babies is it a mama lama?

If a lama comes from Nassau in the islands is it a Bahamas lama?

If the US president bought a lama is it an Obama lama?

If a lama turns to Buddhism will it be called a Dali lama? :superhappy: =D>

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♥Simmo♥ · « **Reply #34 on:** August 11, 2010, 07:29:57 PM »

Quote from: LondonPunjabi on August 11, 2010, 07:27:17 PM

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If a lama turns to Buddhism will it be called a Dali lama?[/size] :superhappy: =D> :

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: wow dat just cracked me up lolz

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #35 on:** August 11, 2010, 07:35:39 PM »

If a lama has babies is it a mama lama?
Ans- no it is Bebe Lama :happy:

If a lama comes from Nassau in the islands is it a Bahamas lama?
Ans- leh dus je Nassau toh hai tah Bahamas Lama kyu kehna kaho Nassal Lama :happy:

If the US president bought a lama is it an Obama lama?
Ans- Na It will be President Lama :happy:

If a lama turns to Buddhism will it be called a Dali lama?
ans- Budhu Lama :happy: (Sorry just for fun)

Deleted User · « **Reply #36 on:** August 11, 2010, 07:40:18 PM »

hahaha kudrat g tuci ta :okk: :okk: :okk: :okk: :okk:

bt mere ques da ans dao

Quote from: тαℓωαя кαυя on August 10, 2010, 08:51:00 PM

Can blind people see their dreams nd do dey dream????

Deleted User · « **Reply #37 on:** August 11, 2010, 08:23:19 PM »

dis is reali funni
husband to his wyf---Honey a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age.

guess wut hiz wyf dis??
The next day,
she locked him in the cellar

LondonPunjabi · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2010, 08:49:33 PM »

How does a man who drives a snow plough get to work in the morning?

Kudrat Kaur · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2010, 08:53:44 PM »

Quote from: LondonPunjabi on August 11, 2010, 08:49:33 PM

How does a man who drives a snow plough get to work in the morning?

ohne hi pahunchna kum teh LondonPunjabiji hor kise ne nai pahunchna.. :happy:

oh god .. snow yaad karwa ditti.. its terrible in winters..

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