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The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« on: May 11, 2011, 06:30:06 AM »
The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
 
1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"


What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly, which is to say dishonestly. For example:
1. "What are you thinking?" The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear. I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you."
 
Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a. x-udball b. Football c. How fat you are. d. How much prettier she is than you. e. How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
 
2. "Do you love me?" The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear."
Wrong answers include:
a. I suppose so. b. Would it make you feel better if I said yes. c. That depends on what you mean by "love". d. Does it matter? e. Who, me?
 
3. "Do I look fat?" The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state, "No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room.
 
Wrong answers include: a. I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either. b. Compared to what? c. A little extra weight looks good on you. d. I've seen fatter. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
 
 
4. "Do you think she's prettier than me?" The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were starring at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier."
 
Wrong answers include: a. Not prettier, just pretty in a different way. b. I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c. Yes, but I bet you have a better personality. d. Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner. e. Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
 
 
5. "What would you do if I died?" Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."
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The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« on: May 11, 2011, 06:30:06 AM »

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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2011, 09:28:29 AM »
A friend of mine believes the answer to number three should always imply a little bit of fatness. He says even though the girl will freak out on you, at least she'll hit the gym and stay fit. lol
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2011, 10:09:56 AM »
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2011, 10:16:18 AM »
This should be in the handbook - on how to keep your girl happy :hehe: :hehe:



Quote from: kerfuffle on May 11, 2011, 09:28:29 AM
A friend of mine believes the answer to number three should always imply a little bit of fatness. He says even though the girl will freak out on you, at least she'll hit the gym and stay fit. lol

Would you believe a guy on this or a girl's opinion :happy: I say The only correct answer to "Do I look fat" is NO that too without a moment of thinking. Boy! wait and see if you turn to look at her just to check if she is fat .... aini vich hi kamm kharaab ho jaana ....  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #4 on: May 11, 2011, 12:01:33 PM »
"Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."

This seriously had me rolling on the floor!
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #5 on: May 11, 2011, 01:04:25 PM »
Quote from: NYPuNJaBI on May 11, 2011, 12:01:33 PM
"Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would cease to have meaning for me and I would perforce hurl myself under the front tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way."



oh, this sounds so sincere :D: :D: :D:

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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 01:48:08 PM »
right answers
1."What are you thinking?"
food
2."Do you love me?"
tu mere te shak kardi?
3."Do I look fat?"
ahoo moto pizze khat daffea kar
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
unu dobara dekh ke ona
5."What would you do if I died?"
akhand path khol dena te khula langar la dena
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 03:43:50 PM »
Quote from: Pinka-Bhoond on May 11, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
right answers
1."What are you thinking?"
food
2."Do you love me?"
tu mere te shak kardi?
3."Do I look fat?"
ahoo moto pizze khat daffea kar
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
unu dobara dekh ke ona
5."What would you do if I died?"
akhand path khol dena te khula langar la dena




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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #8 on: May 12, 2011, 05:27:35 AM »
 :laugh:  Rofl. Why would someone feel the need to asks those.
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #9 on: May 12, 2011, 07:21:52 AM »
Quote from: Pinka-Bhoond on May 11, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
right answers
1."What are you thinking?"
food
2."Do you love me?"
tu mere te shak kardi?
3."Do I look fat?"
ahoo moto pizze khat daffea kar
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
unu dobara dekh ke ona
5."What would you do if I died?"
akhand path khol dena te khula langar la dena
thats perfect
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #10 on: May 12, 2011, 07:31:15 AM »
Quote from: Pinka-Bhoond on May 11, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
right answers
1."What are you thinking?"
food
2."Do you love me?"
tu mere te shak kardi?
3."Do I look fat?"
ahoo moto pizze khat daffea kar
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
unu dobara dekh ke ona
5."What would you do if I died?"
akhand path khol dena te khula langar la dena


gud 1
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #11 on: May 12, 2011, 12:31:28 PM »
1."What are you thinking?"
- about the bill:sad:

2."Do you love me?"

i dont know enough about love.

3."Do I look fat?"
- yea ur fat little bit :loll:

4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
- yea ur pretty but ma x gf was prettier then u

5."What would you do if I died?"
- i ill find another one :happy:
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2011, 05:12:13 AM »
Quote from: ●Ĥєαят ђคςкєг ﻝคtt™  ●® on May 12, 2011, 12:31:28 PM
1."What are you thinking?"
- about the bill:sad:

2."Do you love me?"

i dont know enough about love.

3."Do I look fat?"
- yea ur fat little bit :loll:

4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
- yea ur pretty but ma x gf was prettier then u

5."What would you do if I died?"
- i ill find another one :happy:
:laugh:
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2011, 05:14:58 AM »
 :D: :D: :D: :D:
Quote from: Pinka-Bhoond on May 11, 2011, 01:48:08 PM
right answers
1."What are you thinking?"
food
2."Do you love me?"
tu mere te shak kardi?
3."Do I look fat?"
ahoo moto pizze khat daffea kar
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
unu dobara dekh ke ona
5."What would you do if I died?"
akhand path khol dena te khula langar la dena
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Re: The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2011, 05:16:38 AM »
Quote from: ~ ਨੇਕ ਸਿੰਘ ~ on May 11, 2011, 06:30:06 AM
The 5 Toughest Questions Women Ask
 
1."What are you thinking?"
2."Do you love me?"
3."Do I look fat?"
4."Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5."What would you do if I died?"


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