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« on: May 02, 2012, 04:13:51 AM »

An old man lived on his own. He wanted to plant his tomato garden, but the ground was hard and it was too much work for him. His son Vincent, who used to always help him with it, was in prison. He sent him a letter about his problem.
"Dear Vincent,
I want to plant my tomato garden, but the ground is too hard. I know if you were here, you would help me, like the old days," His son replied, "Dear Father, don't dig up the garden, that's where I hid the bodies," At 4am, the FBI turned up at the old man's house, and dug up the entire garden, but found no bodies. The apologised, and left. The next day, the man recieved another letter, "Dear Father, You can plant the tomato's now, this is the best I could do under these conditions, Love,Vinnie,"
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