Rant as much as you can! Post pics, videos, songs' lyrics and so on.. :happy:  :superhappy:

Especially for ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ bai - Eithe appa khali jatts bare raula pohna. Jinna marzi liki jao like jatts kee karde nale kee kar sakde.
Jattan de shonka de galla liko.. Hoja bai shuru   :superhappy:  :excited:
 

Extract from my about me section has been pasted as an example,  :rockon: :rockon:
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When jatts run they actually stay still, the earth moves under their feet like a treadmill.

When jatts turn up late for work, the rest of the workforce are docked wages for being early.

Jatts created man in their own image and did bhangra on the 7th day.

A jatt’s smile could cure world hunger, too bad jatts are always filled with righteous revenge!

When jatts misuse or mispell a word, they aren't making a typographical error, they're rewriting the dictionary.

Nelly wears a bandaid because a jatt once glanced at him on tv, piercing his skin IRL.

If you ask a jatt the same question twice, you get frozen. Kind of like when sub zero connects with two consecutive ice hadouken things in mortal kombat.

They created a jatt superman game for PS3 but when it starts up it blowed it all up.

Microsoft wanted to create the jatt font but upon development all the letters jumped off the screen, bitchslapped bill gates, and ran off to furiously multiply in the grassy green fields of MSJATT.

The best form of sunblock is to stand under a jatt's shadow. SPF Nine thousaaaaaaaaaaaaand.

Jatts spike their daru with lassi!

Normal ppl piss their names into the snow whereas jatts can piss their names into the concrete!

If it were possible to cut a jatt, he would bleed makhani and you would find that his skin is partially made of parantha.

One day a jatt started using his gandasa to sculpt something for his son....he named it himalayas.

When jatts play online video games, real people die on the other side.

Jatts do not require cell phones because they can yell loud enough to hear each other anywhere in the world.
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Keep on adding.  :rockon: