Author Topic: Men v/s Women (Read 3114 times)

SonnenKinder · « **on:** June 05, 2010, 09:18:58 PM »

NICKNAMES

If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.

DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING

Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** June 05, 2010, 09:18:58 PM »

Rubbie · « **Reply #1 on:** June 06, 2010, 03:02:29 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: coz Men are frm Mars and women are from Venus

How they can think similar

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SonnenKinder · « **Reply #2 on:** June 06, 2010, 07:17:01 PM »

Quote from: Pragmatic on June 06, 2010, 03:02:29 PM

:laugh: :laugh: coz Men are frm Mars and women are from Venus

How they can think similar :

Really? How did they manage to land on earth?

Deleted User · « **Reply #3 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:15:25 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on June 06, 2010, 07:17:01 PM

Really? How did they manage to land on earth?

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hahaha nycc topicc man te women da ho gaya bak jere reh gaye uhna da ki :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #4 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:23:02 PM »

Quote from: ✩♠✩ Sтｿℓιѕн Pυηנαвαη ✩♠✩ on June 06, 2010, 08:15:25 PM

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hahaha nycc topicc man te women da ho gaya bak jere reh gaye uhna da ki :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

pela men te women da topic khtam ho jaye pher tuada shuru krange

Deleted User · « **Reply #5 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:24:15 PM »

"thuda" hahha kidaa

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #6 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:26:16 PM »

Quote from: ✩♠✩ Sтｿℓιѕн Pυηנαвαη ✩♠✩ on June 06, 2010, 08:24:15 PM

"thuda" hahha kidaa

tuada li koi munda labhda ma

Deleted User · « **Reply #7 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:33:09 PM »

na rehn do ena khast na karo

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #8 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:44:35 PM »

Quote from: кнαpι Pυηנαвαη on June 06, 2010, 08:33:09 PM

na rehn do ena khast na karo

: why u keep changing your nick?

Deleted User · « **Reply #9 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:46:02 PM »

hehhe bt hun nyc hunde phyla varge horror nai :D

Nav Braich · « **Reply #10 on:** June 06, 2010, 08:59:58 PM »

:superhappy:

Why they say behind a succesful man there is a woman ?

" A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. "

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #11 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:08:20 PM »

Quote from: |• Navi Braich •| ® on June 06, 2010, 08:59:58 PM

:superhappy:

Why they say behind a succesful man there is a woman ?

" A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. "

Behind a successful man there is a woman and behind an unsuccessful man there are too many.

Nav Braich · « **Reply #12 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:10:28 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on June 06, 2010, 09:08:20 PM

Behind a successful man there is a woman and behind an unsuccessful man there are too many.

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he might nt be able to earn much to fulfil her ..sory nt her there needs...

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #13 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:18:47 PM »

Quote from: |• Navi Braich •| ® on June 06, 2010, 09:10:28 PM

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he might nt be able to earn much to fulfil her ..sory nt her there needs...

: mari gal da galt matlb samjia veer. ik woman hove ta banda nu inspire krdi jiada hon ta banda pagal ho janda.

*rAbh RaKHA* · « **Reply #14 on:** June 06, 2010, 09:20:25 PM »

BATHROOMS

A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.

emiiii gurls put their stuff on the dressor hehe :he: :he:

Rubbie · « **Reply #15 on:** June 06, 2010, 10:48:00 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on June 06, 2010, 07:17:01 PM

Really? How did they manage to land on earth?

its a long story actually... but for u in short...
One day Martians were looking at Venus through their telescopes. Suddenly they saw remarkably beautiful creatures there. So they decided to go to Venus . They prepared a space craft and took off towards Venus. Finally they landed on Venus. When women on Venus saw them they also responded friendly. there they understand each other’s way of living, needs, thinking, and they succeeded. They also learnt that they are from different planets and hence they have different life styles, so one must not interfere the others way of thinking and behaving.

One thing which was common in both the creatures was their restless nature. After spending a long time on Venus, both Martians and Venusians felt bore, so they decided to go to another planet named ‘Earth’. When they entered into Earth’s atmosphere, there came a sudden change in them. Their memory erased and they forgot everything .
When they landed on Earth they forgot that they are from different planets, and they have different way of thinking and behaving. Men demanded women to behave professionally. For men women should behave in a competitive manner and think in men’s style. On the contrary women demanded men to behave in their style, to understand feelings and to leave competency.

Since then they are struggling like this..... :blah:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #16 on:** June 07, 2010, 03:16:26 AM »

Quote from: Pragmatic on June 06, 2010, 10:48:00 PM

its a long story actually... but for u in short...
One day Martians were looking at Venus through their telescopes. Suddenly they saw remarkably beautiful creatures there. So they decided to go to Venus . They prepared a space craft and took off towards Venus. Finally they landed on Venus. When women on Venus saw them they also responded friendly. there they understand each other’s way of living, needs, thinking, and they succeeded. They also learnt that they are from different planets and hence they have different life styles, so one must not interfere the others way of thinking and behaving.

One thing which was common in both the creatures was their restless nature. After spending a long time on Venus, both Martians and Venusians felt bore, so they decided to go to another planet named ‘Earth’. When they entered into Earth’s atmosphere, there came a sudden change in them. Their memory erased and they forgot everything .
When they landed on Earth they forgot that they are from different planets, and they have different way of thinking and behaving. Men demanded women to behave professionally. For men women should behave in a competitive manner and think in men’s style. On the contrary women demanded men to behave in their style, to understand feelings and to leave competency.

Since then they are struggling like this..... :blah:

pretty convincing story :happy: One final question. How men and women reproduced on their respective planets?

Y "BB" · « **Reply #17 on:** June 07, 2010, 06:51:10 AM »

ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

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Rubbie · « **Reply #18 on:** June 07, 2010, 10:01:25 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on June 07, 2010, 03:16:26 AM

pretty convincing story :happy: One final question. How men and women reproduced on their respective planets?

: I was expecting this question in return……
All I can say is ..this is the theory of John Gray… …
And to answer ur question either I need to ask him ..or I need to make another theory… :wait:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #19 on:** June 07, 2010, 11:28:52 PM »

Quote from: Pragmatic on June 07, 2010, 10:01:25 PM

: I was expecting this question in return……
All I can say is ..this is the theory of John Gray… …
And to answer ur question either I need to ask him ..or I need to make another theory… :wait:

:dun take trouble, was juss kiddin

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