Author Topic: Lets Play " BUJARAAT BUJJO" (Read 6602 times)

mundaxrisky · « **on:** July 03, 2016, 06:28:58 PM »

:D: Hey guyz moi listen to dis punju radio rt ... k punju bolda wa ... moi na ik radio sunda wa moinu boot pasand wa . There listeners avdia bujjaratan dasde wa te dujjia dia solve karde wa .... so wutcha say ...ho jaan do -do hath :comeon: :excited: so moi di bujjaarat wa.......

OH KEHDA PUNJABI DA WORD WA JISNU AGAR ENGLISH VICH LIKHIA JAAVE.. (eng cho likhna wa ..translate noi karna lol). TE OHDE AGO JE PEHLA LETTER REMOVE KITA JAVVE TA KOI JEWELRY BE BAN DA WA.. JE LAST LETTER REMOVE KITA JAVVE TA KOI INDIAN DISH BANDI WA... JE FIRST N LAST LETTERS REMOVE KITTA JAAN TA FE USS WORD DA MEAN KOI HISTORIC PUNJABI KURI DA NAAM BANDA WA......?????? so lets see whoz gonna solve dis riddle

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Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** July 03, 2016, 06:28:58 PM »

Kamz~K · « **Reply #1 on:** July 03, 2016, 06:43:19 PM »

Kheera (Cucumber)

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Next :-

A lady buys goods worth Rs.200 from a shop.. The lady gives him Rs.1000 note. The shopkeeper gets the change from the next shop and keeps Rs.200 for himself and returns Rs.800 to the lady. Later the shopkeeper of the next shop comes with the Rs.1000 note saying “duplicate” and takes his money back.
How much LOSS did the shopkeeper face ?

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #2 on:** July 03, 2016, 07:13:02 PM »

DUPLICATE ..???? ahh bibi da mean counterfeit bills wa shyad :D: ....... vihe guyz ahh uppar wali bibi jinne answer kita wa .. she knew da answer cz she prolly listen to da same radio station ... noi ta jini oo smart wa moinu pta wa :D:

vahihe in ya ppls math it shd be 1600 rupee but in moi genius technical math its more whyy /... cz 1600 + jo ohda samaan chukiya gia duhhh :D: ... gosh imma so smart :slt:

NEXT .... LAMM SALAAMA ADMI OHDI GITTE GITTE DAHRI :beer:

Kamz~K · « **Reply #3 on:** July 03, 2016, 07:33:37 PM »

swah pata aa ..main koi radio nhi suniya :huh: & tell me the exact amount ...awe nautanki band kar :hehe:

Answer- Gaana (Sugarcane)

Next :
A girl was driving a car, a guy took a lift from her. He asked her name after he get down.
Girl said :- my name is hidden in my car’s number, find if you can.

Car number was [ WV733N ] Can you guess the girl’s name now?

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #4 on:** July 03, 2016, 08:27:35 PM »

Quote from: Taur~Kaur on July 03, 2016, 07:33:37 PM

swah pata aa ..main koi radio nhi suniya :huh: & tell me the exact amount ...awe nautanki band kar :hehe:

Answer- Gaana (Sugarcane)

Next :
A girl was driving a car, a guy took a lift from her. He asked her name after he get down.
Girl said :- my name is hidden in my car’s number, find if you can.

Car number was [ WV733N ] Can you guess the girl’s name now?

yaar ahh soccer mom nu koi dasse... stop usin anglo indian words ...( moinu google karna pinda wa ) LIFT CALLED "RIDE" .. N yer riddle WWV733N .... ummmm last four letters wa 17 WV da jo be mean wa moi ll figure it whn imma sober... cz rt now imma gettin highhhhhhhh on booze n udta panchi .. so whn imma normal ... moi gonna solve yer riddle

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HUNN AHH SOLVE KAR ................... n u r sucha liar u a CHEAT

2sipahi larde jaan neem de patte jharde jaan :

Kamz~K · « **Reply #5 on:** July 03, 2016, 09:54:09 PM »

Bas ji ho gayi .. Tai Tai Phiss ...ek min... :laugh: :laugh:

Ek v answer sahi nhi dita :facepalm: Com'on :hehe:
Yeh wala te bahut hi simple si :p

Answer: Tokka

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #6 on:** July 04, 2016, 02:36:34 AM »

Quote from: Taur~Kaur on July 03, 2016, 07:33:37 PM

swah pata aa ..main koi radio nhi suniya :huh: & tell me the exact amount ...awe nautanki band kar :hehe:

Answer- Gaana (Sugarcane)

Next :
A girl was driving a car, a guy took a lift from her. He asked her name after he get down.
Girl said :- my name is hidden in my car’s number, find if you can.

Car number was [ WV733N ] Can you guess the girl’s name now?

Neelam

Vikram Singh · « **Reply #7 on:** July 04, 2016, 02:45:50 AM »

सवाल 1- बाप ने बेटी को 1 गिफ्ट दिया और कहा भूख लगे तो खा लेना..
प्यास लगे तो पी लेना और ठंड लगे तो जला लेना..
ये गिफ्ट क्या है।

सवाल 2 - एक चीज ऐसी है जो सुखी हो तो 2 किलो , गीली हो तो 1 किलो और जल जाए तो 3 किलो
बताओ,बताओ.....

सवाल 3 - वो क्या चीज़ है जो साल में 1 बार,
महीने में 2 बार,
हफ्ते में 4 बार,
और दिन में 6 बार आती है...?

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1 फाँसी का समय सूरज निकलने के पहले क्यो किया जाता है ? किसी और समय में क्यो नही दी जाती है?

2 वो कौन सी चीज है जो आपके पास हो तो विवाह नही हो सकता है और न हो तो अन्तिम संस्कार नही हो सकता है?

3 अगर किसी लड़की की लाश मिले तो कैसे मालूम करोगे कि वह लडकी किस धर्मं की है?

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #8 on:** July 04, 2016, 03:07:38 AM »

1: coconut
2: aulaad/ kafan

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Baki v ptaa aa but dassne ni kyo k google kitte aa :D:

Vikram Singh · « **Reply #9 on:** July 04, 2016, 03:17:42 AM »

Quote from: ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ on July 04, 2016, 03:07:38 AM

1: coconut
2: aulaad/ kafan

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Baki v ptaa aa but dassne ni kyo k google kitte aa :D:

das de bai meri agge kise naal game fassi pai

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #10 on:** July 04, 2016, 03:27:03 AM »

Tu v google kar lai bai othe with explanation aa mere to inni detail nai ditti jani :D:

Kamz~K · « **Reply #11 on:** July 04, 2016, 07:41:49 AM »

Ehna sohna topic si ..Awe khrab karta tusi :smh:

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #12 on:** July 04, 2016, 09:34:32 AM »

ya ya in SOHNA topic siga KHALSAS ne kharab kar ta sanskrit lik lik ke :D: :D: .. dats one fer da books. shukar wa moi de topic nu be kisse ne INNA SOHNA topic kiha fotu laini ta bandi wa say CHEESEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :D: :photo:

K as per moi prev answer ... shopkeeper goes fer a 1000 bill change rt ... he get da change he gives 800 back to his customer so he left wid 800.. thn other dude finds out bill was counterfeit ..he comes back n oh avda 1000 rupee vapis lai janda wa so dat dumb shopkeeper nu 1000+800 -200=1600 da chunna lagda wa .. duhhhh :gm:

TBH moinu tere dimag da pta wa moi riddles werent ez tu paka cheat kita wa :thaa: u r good at doin ekta kapoor's nautankis but nawt at bujaartaan :akh:

Gujjar NO1 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 04, 2016, 04:16:29 PM »

yaar sehi punjabi vich likhya kar kush sadhe palle vi pe jay

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Kamz~K · « **Reply #14 on:** July 04, 2016, 06:03:09 PM »

CHEEEEEEEEEEEESEEEEEE :happy:

Its incorrect ...tusi oh 200 kyu deduct kita ??
200 de goods jo ohne buy kite si ....ohde paise shopkeper nu mil gayi already (when he gave 800 to lady & kept 200 with himself)
So its -1800.

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #15 on:** July 04, 2016, 06:11:56 PM »

Quote from: Gujjar no1 on July 04, 2016, 04:16:29 PM

yaar sehi punjabi vich likhya kar kush sadhe palle vi pe jay :

bibi moi pela e kiha siga 1600 plus cost of goods.... rabb ne tinu akhan nikkian diitia wa DAMAGG ta motta wa na ik min ..... :D: :laugh: ...................................... n u cheated

garaarι ѕιngн · « **Reply #16 on:** July 05, 2016, 12:23:32 PM »

Maa jammi ni
Putt kothe te :wow:

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #17 on:** July 05, 2016, 05:18:02 PM »

Quote from: garaarι ѕιngн on July 05, 2016, 12:23:32 PM

Maa jammi ni
Putt kothe te :wow:

SUTTAAAAAAAAAAAA :clap: ahh ta ina EZ siga :D: u see jad weed nu roll karke agg laye janda wa ta pela smoke onda wa :excited: ..gosh imma so smartttttttttt pats moi own back

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NEXT ONE: ..... MUHH NA MATHA JINN PAHARON LATHA :akh:

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2016, 02:09:47 AM »

Lol risk singh eh khawat ni muhawra aa ki kehnde hunde angreji ch idiom shayd :D:

αмαи g · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2016, 06:11:51 AM »

"tu jaa mai aya" ah ki ah.

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