Author Topic: Hus-gule (Read 3948 times)

Deep nimana · « **on:** March 12, 2009, 10:27:51 PM »

Santa ki Maa ki tabiyat kharab hai.

jab hospital le gaye to doctor ne kaha k.

' Test honge '

santa bola.............

' in ki umr zyada hai '

Test nahi

ONE DAY YA 20/20 KARWA Loooo....

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** March 12, 2009, 10:27:51 PM »

M. · « **Reply #1 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:13:42 AM »

i dun get it :$

★raman preet is back★ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 13, 2009, 05:51:12 AM »

w39: w39: w39: w39:

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2009, 11:24:37 AM »

Interviewer:What is Skeleton?
Santa:Sir, Skeleton is a Person who started Dieting but forgot to stop it!! ...

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #4 on:** March 16, 2009, 11:26:01 AM »

Santa bought a new mobile.
He send msg to every1 from his Cell.
"My Mobile No. Has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 1110 Now it is Nokia 6600"..

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Er. Manni · « **Reply #5 on:** March 16, 2009, 02:03:49 PM »

nice joke he he he he h eh e he he he................ =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

M. · « **Reply #6 on:** March 16, 2009, 04:57:09 PM »

lol @ sweetgirl =))

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #7 on:** March 17, 2009, 12:44:06 AM »

santa dials a number....a girl receive call..
santa:who are you..
girl:sita here..
santa:maine to chandigarh phone kiya tha ye to ayodhya mil gaya..

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #8 on:** March 17, 2009, 01:00:46 AM »

santa ask to banta:
i m going iska matlab kya hota hai..
banta:mai ja raha hun..
santa:Aise nhi jane dunga pehlebata..

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ਭੁੱਖਾ ਸ਼ੇਰ *ਇੰਦਰ* · « **Reply #9 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:10:12 AM »

once a clerk f an office got promotion direct to manager
oh apne ghar janda hai te wife nu ki kehnda hai ki oh behosh ho jandi hai

socho socho

aaj to tu manager naal soyegi

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #10 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:27:51 AM »

Teacher to Santa :" Where were U born?
Santa : In Tiruvanantapuram.
Teacher : Spell it?
Santa : (after thinking) I think I was born in GOA

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #11 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:30:48 AM »

Santa goes to `Kaun Banega Karodpati` show.
Amitabh Bachchan asks him, Santaji aap kiske saath yahan aaye hai?
Santa: Pitaaji ke saath.
Amitabh: Aap ke pitaaji ka shubhnaam?
Santa: Hmm.... yes.
Amitabh: Amm.... kya naam hai aapke pitaji ka?
Santa: Hmm... OK.
Amitabh: Are Santaji, main aapse aapke pitaji ka naam poochh raha hoon
Santa: Pehle mujhe chaar options to do!

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ṡώεεετ-ਅਲ੍ੜ੍ ਮੂਟਿਆਰ੍ · « **Reply #12 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:32:45 AM »

all are danm good =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

M. · « **Reply #13 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:35:05 AM »

yh
lolzz.. has has ke doori hogayee =)) =)) =))

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #14 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:38:25 AM »

Santa ne PCO pe jate hi PCO wale ko 2 thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke bahar likha tha, dial karne se pahle 2 lagaye..

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #15 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:40:34 AM »

santa makes a call to banta...
Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon..
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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #16 on:** March 17, 2009, 05:43:02 AM »

Santa goes 2 a Petrol Pump sees a board "Dont use Mobile Here" ..
he Picks his Mobile Phone, Calls every1 from his phone & says.. DONT CALL ME NOW.

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M. · « **Reply #17 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:09:24 AM »

santa makes a call to banta...
Santa: "Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon".
Banta: "Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon..

OMG LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #18 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:27:03 AM »

Santa and Banta ko 3 bomb mile
or wo bombs Police ko dene chale.
Santa:Agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to?
Banta:Jhoot bol denge ke 2 hi mile the.

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Sw33tgirl · « **Reply #19 on:** March 17, 2009, 07:28:20 AM »

Soldier:Janab,humein dushman ne charo taraf se gher liya hai...
Major Banta :Excellent.We can now attack in any direction.

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