Author Topic: How True... (Read 2124 times)

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **on:** February 01, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »

Law of queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

Bath THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** February 01, 2010, 01:53:35 PM »

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #1 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:01:48 PM »

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LAW of the RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

So damn True.. Happens to me like all the time.. N most of the time I reply saying.. You should Buy a lottery today..

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N there should another rule
Monday Rule: The hardest day to make ppl work :pagel:

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #2 on:** February 01, 2010, 02:36:40 PM »

:hug: :hug: :hug:

*rAbh RaKHA* · « **Reply #3 on:** February 03, 2010, 08:05:42 PM »

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

so trueeeeeeeee

>>Pure_Poison<< · « **Reply #4 on:** February 03, 2010, 08:08:48 PM »

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
:laugh: so true

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #5 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:10:20 AM »

Quote from: *• » Pυяє_Pσιѕση « •* on February 03, 2010, 08:08:48 PM

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
:laugh: so true

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

DEEP's · « **Reply #6 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:19:01 AM »

:laugh: :laugh: yeah i agree...most of them r so true.. u always end up with sm of these

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #7 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:25:14 AM »

Quote from: DEEP's on February 04, 2010, 07:19:01 AM

:laugh: :laugh: yeah i agree...most of them r so true.. u always end up with sm of these

almost means koi galat hai dus do main correct kar devaan :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:

DEEP's · « **Reply #8 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:28:53 AM »

Quote from: $$Tarn ji $$ on February 04, 2010, 07:25:14 AM

almost means koi galat hai dus do main correct kar devaan :waitin: :waitin: :waitin:

few of them r those which never happened to me.. thts wht i actually mean ... :woried: :woried:

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #9 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:33:34 AM »

Quote from: DEEP's on February 04, 2010, 07:28:53 AM

few of them r those which never happened to me.. thts wht i actually mean ... :woried: :woried:

dear main oh hi te puchiya kehde ne oh ... duso ge taan hi help yaan change ho sakda

PUNJABI lion · « **Reply #10 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:36:16 AM »

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sahi gal

priyagill · « **Reply #11 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:36:45 AM »

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
:laugh: :laugh:

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #12 on:** February 04, 2010, 07:44:30 AM »

Quote from: priyagill on February 04, 2010, 07:36:45 AM

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.
:laugh: :laugh:

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

╞→ਖੰਡ ਦਾ ਖੇਡੋਣਾ←╡ · « **Reply #13 on:** February 05, 2010, 05:54:17 PM »

thts realy gud 1 . :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 06, 2010, 11:38:26 AM »

Quote from: scottish jatti on February 05, 2010, 05:54:17 PM

thts realy gud 1 . :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

:balle: :balle:

• » мσм ∂α вιввα ρυтт « • · « **Reply #15 on:** March 25, 2010, 12:54:10 PM »

:wait: :wait: :wait:

:P · « **Reply #16 on:** March 25, 2010, 01:35:10 PM »

hmmmmm gud

$$ TARN JI $$ · « **Reply #17 on:** September 06, 2011, 09:51:56 AM »

Quote from: ❤AzaD:)pAnchI❤ on March 25, 2010, 01:35:10 PM

hmmmmm gud

thanks ...

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