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Funny Punjabi One Liners
« on: August 22, 2010, 10:26:37 PM »
Usually find these everywhere, on activity stream, msn, orkut, facebook, etc.

I'll start the first one...

ਬਾਪੂ ਦੀ ਖਾਨੇ ਆਂ ਕਿਸੇ ਤੋਂ Pension ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ...ਯਾਰ ਵਿਹਲੇ ਫਿਰਦੇ ਨੇ ਫੇਰ ਵੀ Tension ਨੀ ਲੈਂਦੇ”..
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Funny Punjabi One Liners
« on: August 22, 2010, 10:26:37 PM »

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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2010, 01:29:13 AM »
' Sass hove ta changi hove ... nahi ta photo kand te tangi hove '

No offense ..... This is wat i heard from sumbody jst few days back :pagel:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #2 on: August 23, 2010, 01:34:14 AM »
Quote from: Rubbie on August 23, 2010, 01:29:13 AM
' Sass hove ta changi hove ... nahi ta photo kand te tangi hove '

No offense ..... This is wat i heard from sumbody jst few days back :pagel:


this is not funny Rubbie Sweetie.. :nthg: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #3 on: August 23, 2010, 01:44:07 AM »
Quote from: KUDRAT GREWAL on August 23, 2010, 01:34:14 AM
this is not funny Rubbie Sweetie.. :nthg: :pagel: :pagel:

Really Sorry Kudrat ji....
But wen i remember the situation when it was said... I cant stop laughing...
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2010, 07:58:17 PM »
ਪਿਆਰ MUNDYA ਜੇ ਤੂੰ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਸੱਚੇ ਦਿਲੋਂ KARDA
2ਕੀ-3ਕੀ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਫ਼ੇਰ ਕਿਹੜੀ ਗੱਲੋਂ DARDA
IK ਵਾਰੀ ਵੇਖ mundya ਹਾਂ ਕਰਕੇ
ਬਿੱਲੋ ਲੈਜੂ ਤੈਨੂੰ ak 47 ਦੀ ਛਾਂ ਕਰਕੇ....
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2010, 08:02:33 PM »
Quote from: Rubbie on August 23, 2010, 01:29:13 AM
' Sass hove ta changi hove ... nahi ta photo kand te tangi hove '

No offense ..... This is wat i heard from sumbody jst few days back :pagel:

hahaha jad me roti nai baundi i used to say dis to mah mum hahaha
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2010, 08:11:45 PM »
Asin sada ladaiyan ton dur rehnde..
Par hun je Munda AK47 di gal kare, Tah gal hor aa...

Asin kade koyee munda chediyan nai..
Haan Je apne aap ched Jaave tah gal hor aa  :pagel: :pagel:

p.s i guess this make some sense.. :pagel:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2010, 08:31:30 PM »
Gall baat yes aa Kapde press aa  :happy:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #8 on: August 23, 2010, 08:35:30 PM »
Kapde faad deyange ghodi chaad deyange, bus aan nu ni deni ticket jaan nu ni deni  :balle:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #9 on: August 23, 2010, 09:24:10 PM »
My Baba Ji to me when I used to get upset.

"ehda bootha ta dekh, jidda gili kand vich kasun marya hunda!" :happy:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #10 on: August 23, 2010, 09:44:43 PM »
hahhaha i remember one too

My friend said to another friend
" apni shakal dekhi aa jida Paathi to cycle langheya hunda "
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #11 on: August 23, 2010, 10:44:46 PM »
Ik rahul de naam...

ਯਾਰਾ ਨੇ ਇੱਕ B.M.W ਤੇ ਗੇੜੀ ਮਾਰਤੀ, ਤੂੰ ਘਰੇ ਜਾਦੀ ਨੇ ਹੀ miss call ਮਾਰਤੀ, ਉਦੋ ਮੇਰੀ ਘੈਂਟ ਜਿਹੀ look ਸੀ ,ਤੈਨੂੰ ਕੀ ਪੱਤਾ ni rahul ਤਾ ਪਹਿਲਾ ਹੀ book si
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #12 on: August 24, 2010, 12:35:25 AM »
hahahhaahha bhaji ..tusi uda hi badnaam kari jao..

ah tuhade naam..

Chakk de fatteh Napp de killi fer ki Boston te ki Delhi
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 01:22:15 AM »
ਨਾਂ ਤੀਰ ਤੌ...ਨਾਂ ਤਲਵਾਰ ਤੌ...(Ashiqan) nu ਡਰ Lagda ਆ ਤਾ ਰਖੱੜੀ ਦੇ ਤਿਉਹਾਰ ਤੌ!

ਨੀ ਪੜਨ ਚ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਸ਼ਿਆਰ ਤੇ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਆਸ ਬੜੀ.....ਦਿਨਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਹੀ ਸਬਕ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦਾ ਪੜ ਜਾਏਗੀ........ਬਹੁਤੀ ਤੇਜ AcTiVa ਨਾ ਚਲਾਇਆ ਕਰ .... ਰਾਹ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਗਰੀਬ ਤੇ ਚੜ ਜਾਏਗੀ......
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #14 on: October 02, 2010, 09:48:29 AM »
ਅਂਗਰੇਜਾਂ ਨੇ ਚਂਦ ਤੇ ਪਾਣੀ ਤੇ ਬਰਫ ਦੀ ਖੋਜ ਕਰ ਲਈ ਹੈ........ਆਪਾਂ ਸਿਰਫ ਦਾਰੂ ਤੇ ਭੁਜੀਆ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਜਾਣਾ.....
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #15 on: October 02, 2010, 03:38:11 PM »
Quote from: Grenade Singh on August 25, 2010, 01:22:15 AM
ਨਾਂ ਤੀਰ ਤੌ...ਨਾਂ ਤਲਵਾਰ ਤੌ...(Ashiqan) nu ਡਰ Lagda ਆ ਤਾ ਰਖੱੜੀ ਦੇ ਤਿਉਹਾਰ ਤੌ!

ਨੀ ਪੜਨ ਚ ਤੂੰ ਹੁਸ਼ਿਆਰ ਤੇ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਆਸ ਬੜੀ.....ਦਿਨਾ ਵਿੱਚ ਹੀ ਸਬਕ ਇਸ਼ਕ ਦਾ ਪੜ ਜਾਏਗੀ........ਬਹੁਤੀ ਤੇਜ AcTiVa ਨਾ ਚਲਾਇਆ ਕਰ .... ਰਾਹ ਜਾਂਦੇ ਤੂੰ ਕਿਸੇ ਗਰੀਬ ਤੇ ਚੜ ਜਾਏਗੀ......

okkkkkk hun slow chalaoni aa mai  :happy: :happy:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #16 on: October 04, 2010, 10:14:33 AM »
╚►ਤੇਰੀ doli ਵਾਲੀ car ਨੂੰ ਮੈ ਪੈਂਚਰ ਕਰਾਂ___ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਪੈਂਚਰਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਦੁਕਾਨ ਹੋਵੇ____ਉਹ tempo ਵੀ ਰਾਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਪੁੱਠਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇ____ਜਿਹਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਦਾਜ ਤੇਰੇ ਦਾ ਸਮਾਨ ਹੋਵੇ◄╝ 

DHILLON ਤਾਂ ਵੈਸੇ ਹੱਸਿਆ ਸੀ, ਬਸ ਮਾਣ ਜਿਹਾ ਰੱਖਿਆ ਸੀ..!!! ਤੂੰ ਲੈਗੀ SeriouS-- ਚਲ ਮੈਂਤਾਂ VEHLA ਸੀ..!!! ਤੂੰ ਐਵੇ ਛੱਡਤਾ ਨੀ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਤੇਰਾ PEHLA ਸੀ.................. 
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #17 on: October 04, 2010, 10:57:51 AM »
Bari Barsi Khatan gyi c..
Bari Barsi Khatan gyi c..
Khat k Leanda Chpeekar (speaker)..
ve kadon paawenga Shoot (suit) naal di Neekar.. ve kadon paawenga Shoot naal di Neekarrrrrrrrr....  :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #18 on: October 04, 2010, 04:01:39 PM »
Quote from: Billu Bakra on October 04, 2010, 10:14:33 AM
╚►ਤੇਰੀ doli ਵਾਲੀ car ਨੂੰ ਮੈ ਪੈਂਚਰ ਕਰਾਂ___ਤੁਹਾਡੇ ਪਿੰਡ ਨਾ ਕੋਈ ਪੈਂਚਰਾਂ ਵਾਲੀ ਦੁਕਾਨ ਹੋਵੇ____ਉਹ tempo ਵੀ ਰਾਹ ਵਿੱਚ ਜਾਂਦਾ ਪੁੱਠਾ ਹੋ ਜਾਵੇ____ਜਿਹਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਦਾਜ ਤੇਰੇ ਦਾ ਸਮਾਨ ਹੋਵੇ◄╝ 

DHILLON ਤਾਂ ਵੈਸੇ ਹੱਸਿਆ ਸੀ, ਬਸ ਮਾਣ ਜਿਹਾ ਰੱਖਿਆ ਸੀ..!!! ਤੂੰ ਲੈਗੀ SeriouS-- ਚਲ ਮੈਂਤਾਂ VEHLA ਸੀ..!!! ਤੂੰ ਐਵੇ ਛੱਡਤਾ ਨੀ ਜਿਹੜਾ ਤੇਰਾ PEHLA ਸੀ.................. 

Rukk Dewa Tainu Mai Tonn Te Ghanesari Tusi Meri gaddi Nuu Hi Puncher Karna. Meri Gaddi Wal Ankh v nahi Chukkni hahaahahahaaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Re: Funny Punjabi One Liners
« Reply #19 on: October 04, 2010, 08:42:40 PM »
I dont have any line but i Can Woooooooooooow u guys  :rockon:
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