Author Topic: dubb ke marjo mundiyo... (Read 8136 times)

golkappa · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2012, 06:41:50 PM »

Mein manda han ki aj kal bahut lok nashey karde ne ,, par oda karan ek sociecty vi e ,,, Jad koi party yan get together hundi hai and jehra munda drink na karda hove tan sare ohnu pagal kende ne ....

dooor ki jana mein tuhanu apni hi gal dasda han ,, Mein jad BCA karda si tan mere sare friends menu kende hunde si chal aj tan lala ek ,, kuch nai hunda ,,,,LOL

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #20 on:** October 08, 2012, 06:41:50 PM »

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #21 on:** October 08, 2012, 07:46:15 PM »

Quote from: ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ on October 08, 2012, 11:15:12 AM

Kyo raula paya beeba ji bina gallo dunia pare to pare baithi aa :hehe:

Prime example of your description.

Mein te ehna kehna chahunga ke ajj kal jiney Sardar mundeya nu mein gurdware regularly jaande dekheya hai (Amreeka vich only btw), oh takriban sare sharif aa (2-3 sharab peende hone, par fer vi dil de saaf aa). This statement does not apply to purane Sardars, ohna di koi gurantee ni lol. Par jehde regularly nahi jande, ohna ne jaa ta baal katwa ditte, te ja fer ohna da menu pakka ni pata. Ajj kal, asal gal eh hai: amreeka warge deshan vich Sardar munda ohi rehnda jis kol himmat hai duniya de samne vakhra rehan di (ja fir guru naal pyar hi ehna aa ke oh duniya di parwah hi ni karde).

Disclaimer: I typed this up after trying to go through Sardars one by one in my head. However, I'm a bad judge of people, so the above may be just my mistake.

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #22 on:** October 08, 2012, 07:54:19 PM »

Quote from: golkappa on October 08, 2012, 06:41:50 PM

Mein manda han ki aj kal bahut lok nashey karde ne ,, par oda karan ek sociecty vi e ,,, Jad koi party yan get together hundi hai and jehra munda drink na karda hove tan sare ohnu pagal kende ne ....

dooor ki jana mein tuhanu apni hi gal dasda han ,, Mein jad BCA karda si tan mere sare friends menu kende hunde si chal aj tan lala ek ,, kuch nai hunda ,,,,LOL

Best drug/alcohol peer-pressure killer for a punjabi:
Tell them that to function at your 100%, you must not take any of those substances. You can add the biggest reason is that Guru ji asked us to protect all and to fight wrong/oppression, but you cannot protect anyone if you are under the influence (i.e. drunk, etc). No sane punjabi will fight this argument, trust me.

Kamz~K · « **Reply #23 on:** October 08, 2012, 07:56:41 PM »

Pagg- sab to wada reason jo mere khyal naal aa k munde ajj kal peg nhi bande oh yeh hai k kudiya ajj kal pag wale munde pasand nhi kardiya ona nu chahide yanky wala wale munde stylish :)

Nashe- hmm nashe sab nhi karde mere khyal naaal india de hi munde sab to jyada nasha karde aa oh v jehre jyada pade likhne nhi aa uneducated pinda vich rehde aa :)

Munde- Eda nhi aa k nice munde hai hi nhi bahut mundiya nu main jande aa meri family vich jo bahut hi nice aa
but to be honest ona di marriage di age aa but ona nu koi chaj di kudi nhi lab rahi :)

Ajj kal munde hi nhi kudiya v bahut jyada galat ho chukiya wa j kise kudi laye munda labna aukha wa te ona hi kise munde laye kudi labnaa v aukha wa ... :smile:

mundaxrisky · « **Reply #24 on:** October 08, 2012, 09:24:32 PM »

jiss kuri nu kuch jyada he shreef nasaha free sau n zero meter munda chaheda wa oh plz minu contact karre n also CASTE NO BAR :laugh: :laugh: :D:

! · « **Reply #25 on:** October 08, 2012, 10:43:47 PM »

Phele gal biba tenu koi tang da munda ni labda ehde vich sare mundiya da ki kasoor ah...tu sare mundiyan nu ekko rasse bani jani ah.

Duji gal nasshe karna ja na karna family background (nurture) nd sangat te depend karda....."Jaise sangat taise rangat"....te mere bathere friends ne jehde nashe nu hath tak ni launde including me.

Teeze gal rahi sohni pagg di......ohh harek de bas di gal haini but jehna nu sohni pagg banani ayundi ah changi gal ah.

Baki ajj kal diyan modern kurian da behra betha jehrian sabat surat sikh mundia nu pasand ni kardiya.

Nd last thing..... "before u make assumptions abt others u better b perfect" :okk:

ਕਰਮਵੀਰ ਸਿੰਘ · « **Reply #26 on:** October 08, 2012, 11:04:49 PM »

Quote from: ਨਖਰੋ ਜੱਟੀ ਮਾਜਾਜਾ ਪੱਟੀ on October 08, 2012, 11:16:47 AM

Karamveer :blush: :love: :lost:

inne chakkra ch kyo pai gaye beeba ji simply thode " dubb k mar jao mundyo" da jvab c eh hor kise ghatna naal ehda koi sambandh nai :D:

Miss K · « **Reply #27 on:** October 08, 2012, 11:23:55 PM »

That's sad :sad: bakki jo kismat wich aa ohnu he mil jana..

RA JA (B@TTH) · « **Reply #28 on:** October 08, 2012, 11:42:46 PM »

Quote from: ਨਖਰੋ ਜੱਟੀ ਮਾਜਾਜਾ ਪੱਟੀ on October 08, 2012, 09:39:34 AM

kal mere mom mere naal almost 2 hours mere naal phone teh gal kiti, and ohna topic si viah...oh kehnde ki tu munda pick karla teh viah karva leh...jeh viah di wait karni tah engagement karla...so i said ok, main kiha ki menu anna kaana kabool per meri sirf ek shart aa, munda pagg ghaint banda hove teh shraab na peenda hove teh koi vi drugs na karda hove, no smoking either....meri mom da jwaab pata ki si..?..

"putt tu odhi keh de ki tu saari umar kuwari rehna, per ida de munde layi shart kyuin rakhdi aa jeda aaj kal duniya teh jammiya vi nai, jaa tah munda sardaar hoke nashe karda teh daru peenda jaa fer oh clean shave hoke shreef ho sakda""
sharam di gall aa saade sardaara layi, dubb ke marjo saare... ek tah duniya teh phela hi kudiya di shortage aa, outo tusi vi chaj de ni nikalde...fer kende aa ki kudiya mundiya di kadar ni poundiya...

kithe dub k marna ...eh ta das do....

viah karlo ......cheti cheti.....pj ale viah vekhn nu firde....

ਪਤੀ ਪਰਮੇਸ਼ਵਰ · « **Reply #29 on:** October 09, 2012, 01:20:14 AM »

gurdware de pathi naal viah karwa laa :D: :D: :D: :D:

RA JA (B@TTH) · « **Reply #30 on:** October 09, 2012, 01:28:54 AM »

oooohhhhhhhh biba ji................m agge ta topic da name read karke rply ...krta c......

but hun m chngi tara read kita......

te hun sunno meri gal.......
sikh munde bahut aaaa.....eh tuhade vehm aaa ...k sardar munde nhi labde........m te mere sarre frnds ...sardar aaaa....paggg bnni di aaa......
tohre frnds hege aaa jo clean shave aaa....baki sarre sardar aaa...sardaran di ginti ...kade muk nhi sakdi....jado asi ..sarre jane paggan bnn k.....kitte jayi da....ta jehri taur bndi oh alag .....sardar di jo ppersnalty hundi oh...clean shave di nhi hundi......jado de k mush nu vatt ..te mari di barak....dushman de ohda paseene chut jnde.....

sardaran nal te darda koi panga nhi lainda....pata datrr chnga firna ....

so apne brain cho galt vichar bahr kado te...dekho bahut sardar ne....

Quote from: ਨਖਰੋ ਜੱਟੀ ਮਾਜਾਜਾ ਪੱਟੀ on October 08, 2012, 09:39:34 AM

kal mere mom mere naal almost 2 hours mere naal phone teh gal kiti, and ohna topic si viah...oh kehnde ki tu munda pick karla teh viah karva leh...jeh viah di wait karni tah engagement karla...so i said ok, main kiha ki menu anna kaana kabool per meri sirf ek shart aa, munda pagg ghaint banda hove teh shraab na peenda hove teh koi vi drugs na karda hove, no smoking either....meri mom da jwaab pata ki si..?..

"putt tu odhi keh de ki tu saari umar kuwari rehna, per ida de munde layi shart kyuin rakhdi aa jeda aaj kal duniya teh jammiya vi nai, jaa tah munda sardaar hoke nashe karda teh daru peenda jaa fer oh clean shave hoke shreef ho sakda""
sharam di gall aa saade sardaara layi, dubb ke marjo saare... ek tah duniya teh phela hi kudiya di shortage aa, outo tusi vi chaj de ni nikalde...fer kende aa ki kudiya mundiya di kadar ni poundiya...

jeet Mr.Lonely · « **Reply #31 on:** October 09, 2012, 01:34:07 AM »

ajeha munda mil vi jauga but ki garuntee aa k munda tere naal nibha sakega biba g tusi ta vyaah toh pehla hi shopping list wrgi ek demand list de ditti aapde mom nu k aah aah chahida munde ch grow up kudiye its not difficult to find a person like u want but rather finding a man who is suitable for society (as per ur conditions) find one who luv's u, for whom u n ur luv will be a drug

n es which dubb k marjo mundeyo wali kehdi gal aa even girls do drugs kise pub ya disco thekk jami week end vekhi kudiya kime takila di rail bnaandiya ne :mean: :mean: so think about that

ѕняєєf נαтт кαиg · « **Reply #32 on:** October 09, 2012, 01:57:10 AM »

Quote from: ਨਖਰੋ ਜੱਟੀ ਮਾਜਾਜਾ ਪੱਟੀ on October 08, 2012, 09:39:34 AM

kal mere mom mere naal almost 2 hours mere naal phone teh gal kiti, and ohna topic si viah...oh kehnde ki tu munda pick karla teh viah karva leh...jeh viah di wait karni tah engagement karla...so i said ok, main kiha ki menu anna kaana kabool per meri sirf ek shart aa, munda pagg ghaint banda hove teh shraab na peenda hove teh koi vi drugs na karda hove, no smoking either....meri mom da jwaab pata ki si..?..

"putt tu odhi keh de ki tu saari umar kuwari rehna, per ida de munde layi shart kyuin rakhdi aa jeda aaj kal duniya teh jammiya vi nai, jaa tah munda sardaar hoke nashe karda teh daru peenda jaa fer oh clean shave hoke shreef ho sakda""
sharam di gall aa saade sardaara layi, dubb ke marjo saare... ek tah duniya teh phela hi kudiya di shortage aa, outo tusi vi chaj de ni nikalde...fer kende aa ki kudiya mundiya di kadar ni poundiya...

1. Sab to pehli gal ta eh ke tainu kihne kiha ke jehda pagg ghaint banda ohi shreef ho sakda nashe ni kar sakda? jehnu ghaint nahi ban ni aundi oh shreef ni ho sakda. kai pagg to bina vi shreef to shreef paye eh nahi ke jo pagg banne ohi shreef aa. par je teri pasand pagg vala shreef aa ta ohde uto de a ghaint vali demand kyu?
2. Ajj kal kudiya vi kehda ghat aa hrek bar, club, disco or pta ni ki ki othe sab to jayda ginti ta ajj kal kudiya di hundi aa fer oh shreef kyu? je kise pagg vale shreef ne labhni hove koi shreef ohnu kitho milu?is lyi kudiyan nu vi fer dubh ke mar jana chahida?
3. tusi sari earth scan kar lai 2 ghante ch ke eho jiha munda koi jammya nahi jo ive da na hove? banda app sahi hona chahida pehla fer ohnu dujeya di burai dekhni chahidi (eh ni keh riha ke tu buri aa)
4. kudiyan eho je kai kamm kardiyan jehde munde kar vi ni sakde hun ohna da na vi ni lai sakde but kalli mundeya di gal turi is lai samjhdaar nu ishara hi kaffi aa...
so koi vi gal da topic bnao pehla ohdiya both sides dekho tadi ik hath naal ni vajdi....
kise nu gussa lageya hove ta maf kareyo..

Doabe Wala Jatt · « **Reply #33 on:** October 09, 2012, 02:10:30 AM »

Ravan di topi ale ni kise nu pasand?

sukhbeer · « **Reply #34 on:** October 09, 2012, 02:27:54 AM »

tu apni mummy nu meri misaal de keh dekho ek mera friend (tinda) hega aa,,, koi naa tenu apaa labh ki dinne aa teri choice da munda gall aa koi :hehe:

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Quote from: ਮਿੱਤਰਾ ਨੂੰ ਸੋਕ ਜਿੱਤੇ ਨੂੰ ਹਰਾਉਣ ਦਾ-- on October 09, 2012, 01:20:14 AM

gurdware de pathi naal viah karwa laa :D: :D: :D: :D:

bai oyee :D: :D:

~♥~Kalyugi Heer~♥~ · « **Reply #35 on:** October 09, 2012, 02:50:17 AM »

lao g hun eh topic di kami reh gyi c ethe pj te mitho sare munde ikko jahe nhi hunde and tusi sardar mundyan nu prefer kita a tan let me tell you something aj kal tan kyi sardar boys v hair cut krke te paggan laah ke gel laa ke ghumde ne te kyi boys ajehe v ne jo sardar nhi aa but fir gurudrware sahib jaan lgyan pagg banke jande aa th

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and more over
tuanu is gal di ki gurantee aa ki jo oh munda sardar na hoya tan oh chnnga nhi hou
and agr sardar munde sohni pagg ban skde aa te oh nashe nhi kr skde tan
hair cut sardar v tan nashe nhi krde aa kyi
and am sur ohna de nashe krn de piche koi na koi vjah hundi honi aa
nahi tan kise nu ki chaah chadya aa ki nashyan piche apni life ruin kr den :smile:

i hope you dnt mind

yesika · « **Reply #36 on:** October 09, 2012, 03:19:52 AM »

Quote from: Parv... on October 08, 2012, 12:16:36 PM

E tu sariya mundiya nu kyun count keri jandi
:angr: :angr: :angr:

n hor sun mum de tummy taun ko nashe kerna wala ni paida hunda
jaidatar munde nashe KUDIYA karke hi kerde ne
tu jadia door na ja ithe PJ te hi dekh layin adhe munde tenu KUDIYA karke hi nashe kerde labh jane
so kyun tu begane put maari jaandi caz of your stupid condition :)

:sad: :sad: :sad:

tuhanu kudiya nu ki hai bas rabb ne mara jiha sohna kya bana ta chal payiya MUNDIYA naal play kern , ki hunda bas thoda jiha time pass kita den ya te hor ya fer marriage kade sochiya mundiya da ki hona baad ch nahi :sad:
bas baad ch fer oh nashe wale munde tere wargi condition ch fas jande :sad:

hahaha :D: :D:

...
ronda kyu a parv? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

ƁΔƘΓΔ · « **Reply #37 on:** October 09, 2012, 11:27:23 AM »

tu bilkul boring munde psand krdi a
tu tej kodi aa, tenu tej munde chaide a

sanu dekh asi roz maut nal khelde
j sirinj galt narhi bch lag jave te sade purje khrab ho sakde

Noor Grewal · « **Reply #38 on:** October 09, 2012, 12:50:56 PM »

Thank you saariya da es post teh reply karn layi, but to answer what each person has to say...

tusi saariya ne apna apna view dasiya, mom ne apna teh main apna.

Kisse da "opinion" right or wrong ni hunda, because not everyone thinks alike. Kisse nu meri gal changi laggi teh kisse nu maadi, that's fine, no harsh feelings. But let me repeat again"apna opinion apni nazar vich hamesha sahi hunda"
Ek sardaar hon da matlab eh ni ki sirf drug/alcohol toh door rehna, ja fer 24-7 rabb rabb karna- dardaar da matlab aa ki aap toh vadde di ijat karna, teh aap toh chote nu pyar dena. Sardaar oh hunda jehra dujiya di kushi layi apni jaan vi de dinda. Sirf koi ghaint pagg bann ke teh nashe naa karn naal sardaar ni bann janda.
As far as har koi eko jiha ni hunda-I agree- I'm not like the person next to me, and nor is anyone else. Every person is unique intheir own way. As you might know of a saying "maade bande vich vi koi gunn changa hunda hai"

Meri ini aaukaat ni ki main kisse nu maada/changa keh saka-because i'm not perfect myself. So i would be wrong to judge another.

And eh topic har ek insaan teh laagu ni hunda. Jeh etthe kuj lok es gal nu apne aap teh leh gaye tah odhe vich meri ki galti, eh tah saariya di apo apni soch aa. Jeda insaan es topic di description vich fit hunda, oh gusse hove? really no reason, solely because this description is a cold fact of their life. And jede insaan es description vich nai aaunde, oh gusse hon? That's also not reasonable-since this is not talking about you.

And last but not least- kudiyan/girls-
ohna da karke munde nashe karde aa right?
okay- so jado koi munda kisse kudi nu dhoka dinda-ki kudiya nu vi drugs da sahara lena chahida?? And if i'm not mistaken- at least 75% kudiya mundiya naalo jaada sahi aa saade punjabiya vich- that's across the globe. Please correct me if I'm worng- kadi koi kisse kudi nu kisse munde naal dekh lave- loki kudi di badnaami karde aa, munde da kuj ni jaanda. Kadi koi kudi nu club vich dekh lave- etthe vi pata ni kudiya teh ki ki ilzaam laye jaande aa. Oh heaven forbid kadi kudi ne skirt payee hove, OMG kudi daa jeena dubbar kar dinde aa. And jeh kisse kudi da viah tut jaave- munda tah next week kisse hor de ghar baraat leke turiya hunda, and kudi- oh bechari muh lakondi mar jaandi aa.

I'm sorry jeh main kuj jaada keh ditta hove, but ek simple gal kitthe pounch gayi. It's okay though, because we all learn from one another and about one another.

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