Mein delhi de daftar de vich
IK ajab dikhaya kissa si
Par ikkalla nahi mAin shaamil saan
Vich mere yaar KANWAR da v hissa si

oh gall daraasal ainwe hogi
k mere phone di battery low hogi
asin charger labhde firde si
kadey CCD kadey KFC

Jad Mc D v na gall bani
saadi saahmne chownk te nigaah tani
othey chamak reha ikk laal Zone si
uss utte likheya Vodafone si

Gall aurh gyi si mintaan vich
othey pahunche asin sakintaan vich

Jad enter si asin karn lagge
Pichhon EXCUSE ME keh bulaya si
Jad takkya ikk naar sunnakhi ne
othey darwaaze vich naaka laya si

Oh vich angreji kehn laggi
HOW MAY I HELP YOU ji

mein ainwi gall bana ditti
ke laina ikk connection ji
oho kehndi MOST WELCOME hai
mein lawaan IMMEDIATE ACTION ji

oh chakk k Pencil kaagaz nu
mere sirr ch scheemaan paun laggi
te SMS, LOCAL, ISD de
meinu calling rate samjhaun laggi

mein vichon tok keha muaf karo
meri ikk duvidha hall karo
mera phone, adh mareya ho chalya
ikk charger mere vall kro

fer uss puchhya kithon de rehn vaale
te kehra pata likhauna je
asin keha asin shehar patiale toh
par dElHi ghar vasauna je

oh samaj gyi si chaal meri
ki topiyan peya mein paunda si
na laina koi connection si
bass phone di battery charge karaunda si

par fer vi si oho boldi rahi
kanna vich mishri gholdi rahi
naa chaah ke v majboor oho
bass nawe connection toldi rahi

fer bann sabar da tutt gya
jad usde muhon futt gya

ke connection chahe 2 lai lao
par vich punjab de jaa k ji
tussi time waste kita thank you
saade dafter de vich aa ke JI

us gusse bhariyan nazaraan naal
mera phone wapis leya ditta
te ghoordi hoi ne aakarh ke
murh darwaze ch nakaa laa ditta

asin pehlan te sharminda hoye
par hun soch k phull jehe khirhde ne
naale costumer care di kurhiyan nall

Ta nitt ajehe bhirhde ne ... !!!!