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[funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« on: February 23, 2010, 02:51:57 PM »
Mitch Hedberg - 5 minutes special

Mitch Hedberg Stand Up

Mitch Hedberg 2004 Just For Laughs gala



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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 02:58:34 PM »
kamlo was at resturant and she ordered a chicken sandwich
but the waitress didn't understand her,

Waitree: how would you like ur eggs?
Kamlo: incubated,
       thn raised, beheade,
       thn plucked, cut up,
       thn put on a grill,
       and  put on to a bun,,
       dammmm its gonna take a while,
       i don't have time
       scrambled   :happy:
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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 03:04:49 PM »
Quote from: PENDU on February 23, 2010, 02:58:34 PM
kamlo was at resturant and she ordered a chicken sandwich
but the waitress didn't understand her,

Waitree: how would you like ur eggs?
Kamlo: incubated,
       thn raised, beheade,
       thn plucked, cut up,
       thn put on a grill,
       and  put on to a bun,,
       dammmm its gonna take a while,
       i don't have time
       scrambled   :happy:



 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


this is awesome haye rabbaa  :loll:

i bet the video would've been even funnier..im gonna save the link and watch it home :pagel:
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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 03:07:23 PM »
yaar mainu samaj ne aoundi jaodn ve mein n't likhan lagda mein hamesha bhull janda
hun be mein "did" likhta "didn't" likhna c
jeada problem "can" and "can't" naal hundi mainu :Cry:

vesye ve kamlo tainu he bahoutiya jokes samaj aouniya ehde vicho bakkiya te vesye he pech tille haige yo yo
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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 09:02:17 PM »


I was gona stay over my friend's house
she said you gonna have to sleep on the floor

damnnn gravity

got me again
you don't know how bad i wanted to sleep on the wall

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


go around i cant open the wall  :loll: :laugh:

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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 09:07:19 PM »
Quote from: _noXiouS_ on February 23, 2010, 09:02:17 PM

I was gona stay over my friend's house
she said you gonna have to sleep on the floor

damnnn gravity

got me again
you don't know how bad i wanted to sleep on the wall

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


go around i cant open the wall  :loll: :laugh:


:laugh: :laugh:  awesome,,

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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2010, 09:10:41 PM »
i also like when he says, its upto me how many bedrooms i got,,
this one has oven in,, this has too many people sitting in it  :pagel:
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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #7 on: February 28, 2010, 07:07:21 PM »




the eggs one was the best :lol:
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Re: [funny] Mitch Hedberg - stand up comedy
« Reply #8 on: May 16, 2010, 04:58:52 PM »
22 sec joke

Mitch Hedberg Spontaneous Irish Joke
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