Author Topic: Why is computer better than women? (Read 4264 times)

SonnenKinder · « **on:** February 14, 2010, 12:46:53 AM »

1. Computer does not care how you look.
2. Computer can’t be angry if you not respond immediately.
3. Computer always wait for you.
4. Computer never forgets your birthday.
5. Computer can’t compare you to previous user.
6. Computer did not accept calls from previous users.
7. Computer doesn’t say: “Do you come home now?”
8. Computer doesn’t ask: “Do you have another computer?”
9. Computer never start a conversation about marriage.
10. Computers don’t care if you’re married.
11. Computer can’t look your phone book or digging through your pockets.
12. Computer is simply Start and Shut down.
13. You can share computer with friends.
14. Computer doesn’t make a scene when you arrive home late.
15. Computer not shave his legs with your razor.
16. Computer will not call you 100 times a day.
17. You don’t need to say him that you love him.
18. Computer doesn’t care for the difference in years.
19. Computer has a warranty.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** February 14, 2010, 12:46:53 AM »

¢υтє_ρυηנαвαη · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2010, 12:48:43 AM »

:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2010, 03:05:24 AM »

Quote from: ¢υтє_ρυηנαвαη on February 14, 2010, 12:48:43 AM

:huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh: :huhh:

: dun feel offended. its for fun sake only.

TheStig · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2010, 05:14:16 AM »

I gave you thanks for this one hehe
thanks man good one :D and most of the things are true

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2010, 05:58:40 AM »

Quote from: Codename 47 on February 14, 2010, 05:14:16 AM

I gave you thanks for this one hehe
thanks man good one :D and most of the things are true

: n

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Y "BB" · « **Reply #5 on:** February 15, 2010, 12:37:53 AM »

magar fer v ohna de ghumde oo

:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #6 on:** February 15, 2010, 09:40:35 AM »

Quote from: уℓєησℓσѕмαι on February 15, 2010, 12:37:53 AM

magar fer v ohna de ghumde oo :

bb only curiosity. nothing else.

Y "BB" · « **Reply #7 on:** February 15, 2010, 11:18:37 PM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 15, 2010, 09:40:35 AM

bb only curiosity. nothing else.

curiosity kis cheej di :lost:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:04:21 AM »

Quote from: кнυℓι кιтαв on February 15, 2010, 11:18:37 PM

curiosity kis cheej di :lost:

bb human nature hagi jis cheej da na pta hove onu jan len di curiosity honda

Y "BB" · « **Reply #9 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:06:04 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 16, 2010, 06:04:21 AM

bb human nature hagi jis cheej da na pta hove onu jan len di curiosity honda

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz acha ji

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #10 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:14:32 AM »

Quote from: *ѕмυяƒєттє* on February 16, 2010, 06:06:04 AM

lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz acha ji

hun aa perfect nick :hug:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #11 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:24:33 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 16, 2010, 06:14:32 AM

hun aa perfect nick :hug:

thanks to juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :hug:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #12 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:26:09 AM »

Quote from: *ѕмυяƒєттє* on February 16, 2010, 06:24:33 AM

thanks to juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu :hug:

eh ik kuri da nick siga jera manu kendi c ma tara naal vya karna :laugh: :laugh:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #13 on:** February 16, 2010, 06:28:06 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 16, 2010, 06:26:09 AM

eh ik kuri da nick siga jera manu kendi c ma tara naal vya karna :laugh: :laugh:

hahhahahhahahha theek aa theek aa hun tenu ohdi yaad aundi aa... tahi mera nick ah rakhva dita... te kara laina c :pagel:
agli ne vyah nu h keha c kehda tere kolo maggie mang lai :superhappy:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #14 on:** February 16, 2010, 08:33:17 AM »

Quote from: ѕмυяƒєттє on February 16, 2010, 06:28:06 AM

hahhahahhahahha theek aa theek aa hun tenu ohdi yaad aundi aa... tahi mera nick ah rakhva dita... te kara laina c :pagel:
agli ne vyah nu h keha c kehda tere kolo maggie mang lai :superhappy:

ma eda vya krn lagda ta hun tak 213 vya ho gaye hone c :lost:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #15 on:** February 17, 2010, 02:20:23 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 16, 2010, 08:33:17 AM

ma eda vya krn lagda ta hun tak 213 vya ho gaye hone c :lost:

oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tenu 213 propose aye ne..... balleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

:

:
gal baat aa munde de

: :mean:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #16 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:32:08 AM »

Quote from: ѕмυяƒєттє on February 17, 2010, 02:20:23 AM

oye hoyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee tenu 213 propose aye ne..... balleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee : : :
gal baat aa munde de : :mean:

log ta alu b chek kr ke lende eh ta mari jindgi a swal haga eda keda kise naal chakr chala dau :lost:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #17 on:** February 17, 2010, 06:34:29 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 17, 2010, 06:32:08 AM

log ta alu b chek kr ke lende eh ta mari jindgi a swal haga eda keda kise naal chakr chala dau :lost:

han bilkul sai ji :happy: :okk:

SonnenKinder · « **Reply #18 on:** February 17, 2010, 10:19:15 AM »

Quote from: ѕмυяƒєттє on February 17, 2010, 06:34:29 AM

han bilkul sai ji :happy: :okk:

yaar es subject ta ma ni sochda jo mara kismt vich hona mil jana :happy:

Y "BB" · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2010, 12:13:47 AM »

Quote from: SonnenKinder on February 17, 2010, 10:19:15 AM

yaar es subject ta ma ni sochda jo mara kismt vich hona mil jana :happy:

han bilkul sai.... es te banda kush n kr skda a... jes nal babea ne sade mel likhe ne nah use nal hone aa... oh tan sade birth time h babe soch laine aa v ehda match ohde nal karna aa :hehe:

jodiyea ban ke h ayea hundiyea.. bs milna baki aa 8->

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