Author Topic: Ways to ruin a "desi" date (Read 3579 times)

Preeti saproo wargi · « **on:** January 14, 2015, 07:36:42 PM »

Alright then all you've got to say is how one can ruin a desi date. :pagel:

Here are some examples:

1. Swipes card, transaction declined - Card failure

2. Thode kol £5 haige change?

3. Showing up late?

4. Let's go to the Gurdwara?

Think of other stuff than can ruin a desi date!

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** January 14, 2015, 07:36:42 PM »

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #1 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:42:28 PM »

Oh my god you’re Uncle (insert desired last name here)'s daughter?! We can practically get married!

... Personally I'd turn pink if my date already knew my dad

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #2 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:46:14 PM »

Gifts a rumaal thinking she'd go scarlet watching it whilst listening to Babbu Mann's "sajan rumaal dey geyaa"

As silly as that sounds! :laugh:

Fuljhariye · « **Reply #3 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:46:39 PM »

I go to the gym 7000 times in a week :smh:

Really?? come...arm wrestle me dude :laugh:

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #4 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:48:40 PM »

Oh you are that Rasbhari from PJ? I know you already! Let's get married :laugh:

Fuljhariye · « **Reply #5 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:51:27 PM »

Quote from: Bae on January 14, 2015, 07:48:40 PM

Oh you are that Rasbhari from PJ? I know you already! Let's get married :laugh:

Shakespeare :laugh: and how do you know my father?? :D: :D:

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #6 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:55:09 PM »

Quote from: Amroodu on January 14, 2015, 07:51:27 PM

Shakespeare :laugh: and how do you know my father?? :D: :D:

Thought you and I were getting hitched, why is uncle being dragged :laugh:

Jatt Yamla · « **Reply #7 on:** January 14, 2015, 07:56:27 PM »

when you on date....your frnds know where you are and they show up just to crash ur date.

Fuljhariye · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2015, 03:44:04 PM »

Quote from: Bae on January 14, 2015, 07:55:09 PM

Thought you and I were getting hitched, why is uncle being dragged :laugh:

oops :D:

when a guy talks about his car more :smh:

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2015, 05:05:37 PM »

Whilst on a date the lad receives a text from his mom saying "Ajj late aya ta door ni khulne". The lad gets scared and indicates his desire to leave early :pagel:

Quote from: Amroodu on January 15, 2015, 03:44:04 PM

oops :D:

Tell me if I hadn't put you on the spot :laugh:

Quote from: Jatt Yamla on January 14, 2015, 07:56:27 PM

when you on date....your frnds know where you are and they show up just to crash ur date.

Don't think friends would do that, but if they did, I'd be bare annoyed!

...
Whilst we are on about this, let me tell you I have NEVER actually dated someone. So those who've never dated can also come up with their silly ones, just like me :pagel:

GuriOSM · « **Reply #10 on:** January 16, 2015, 02:21:07 AM »

Brush kitta ajj :bachke:

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #11 on:** January 16, 2015, 06:49:40 PM »

Quote from: GuriPNB on January 16, 2015, 02:21:07 AM

Brush kitta ajj :bachke:

Oh my life :laugh:

Checks out other girls about :smh:

Fuljhariye · « **Reply #12 on:** February 03, 2015, 12:54:21 PM »

if you burp in my face especially if it's the first meeting...show some courtesy man :wow:

ca|i5aban ◙◙♫' · « **Reply #13 on:** February 03, 2015, 01:02:51 PM »

tell their parents :D:

sᴀɴɪᴀ · « **Reply #14 on:** February 03, 2015, 01:08:17 PM »

Shows up smelling like the latest masala used in the kitchen and calls it new spice :D:

Fuljhariye · « **Reply #15 on:** February 03, 2015, 02:20:15 PM »

Quote from: ѕαиια on February 03, 2015, 01:08:17 PM

Shows up smelling like the latest masala used in the kitchen and calls it new spice :D:

:laugh:

if you are disrespectful to the server...trust me its a big no no

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #16 on:** February 03, 2015, 03:27:58 PM »

If the man takes his seat before her. You gotta pull the chair for her, make her comfortable and then take yours :smh:

Quote from: Fuljhariye on February 03, 2015, 12:54:21 PM

if you burp in my face especially if it's the first meeting...show some courtesy man :wow:

LOOL ewww

Quote from: ѕαиια on February 03, 2015, 01:08:17 PM

Shows up smelling like the latest masala used in the kitchen and calls it new spice :D:

Unless your dating a cook :D:

♥ҡąṃąl♥ · « **Reply #17 on:** February 03, 2015, 04:03:20 PM »

Date your self :smh:

...

Quote from: Fuljhariye on January 14, 2015, 07:46:39 PM

I go to the gym 7000 times in a week :smh:

Really?? come...arm wrestle me dude :laugh:

: 7000 times in a week ? Are you a hulk ?

Preeti saproo wargi · « **Reply #18 on:** February 03, 2015, 04:05:30 PM »

Quote from: ♥ҡąṃąl♥ on February 03, 2015, 04:03:20 PM

Date your self :smh:

How does that work?

♥ҡąṃąl♥ · « **Reply #19 on:** February 03, 2015, 04:07:16 PM »

Quote from: ѕαиια on February 03, 2015, 01:08:17 PM

Shows up smelling like the latest masala used in the kitchen and calls it new spice :D:

haha , yeh spice girl

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