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Title: stupid questions..........
Post by: The Goru on February 22, 2010, 10:13:00 AM

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations and some equally stupid answers:-

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Well,it's so hot, there were no cool cabs so I thought i'd watch some advertisements in the cool comfort of the theatre.

2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ... why don't you try again or should i try this time.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why?Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:- Is the "blah blah blah" dish good
Answer:- No, its teribble and made of adulterated cement.We occasionaly also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together. When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:- Munna,Chickoo, you've become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good?
Answer:- No,he's a miserable wife-beating, insensitive lout...it's just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping.
Answer:- No. I was playing cricket for India at Sharjah and just when you called Salim Malik was betting with me that Pakistan would win. What do you think?

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding.... ..

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- And while I'm telling you , you tell me if I bite.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke
Answer:- No, it's a miracle... it was a chalk and now it's in flames!!!
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: Jhanda_Amli on February 22, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
 :loll: :loll: :loll:

This is funny...  :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: ƁΔƘΓΔ on February 22, 2010, 10:19:28 AM
haha sarcasm!
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: _noXiouS_ on February 22, 2010, 11:45:50 AM



2. In the bus: A fat girl wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.. ... why don't you try again or should i try this time.


classic  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: :P on March 11, 2010, 04:56:30 PM
n when smone is sleeping n smone goes yar tu suta pia c?? :loll:
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: Jioavtar on March 11, 2010, 04:59:33 PM
he sad lets go to the party? te asi party vich hi si gaye.  :woried: :woried:
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: ✿MeHaK✿ on March 11, 2010, 11:46:33 PM
1 te 7 wala bouat funny aa..it makes me too much  :laugh: :laugh:
Title: Re: stupid questions..........
Post by: The Goru on March 12, 2010, 02:52:16 AM
Quote from: _noXiouS_ on February 22, 2010, 11:45:50 AM
 
classic  :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll:
Quote from: _noXiouS_ on February 22, 2010, 11:45:50 AM
 tere vrge  kaam  aa onde... tu v  inj  hi krdi hai.. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
Quote from: ***ਸ਼ੌਕੀਨ_ਜੱਟੀ*** on March 11, 2010, 11:46:33 PM
1 te 7 wala bouat funny aa..it makes me too much  :laugh: :laugh:
yuppp !!!
Quote from: Yeh on February 22, 2010, 10:16:27 AM
:loll: :loll: :loll:

This is funny...  :lol: :lol:
   jhndeyaaa amliyaa   je   tenu  eh smjh  aa gye  ne  taa  mainu  v  smjhaa de  ...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: