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Some funny restraunt signs and quotes!!
« on: March 10, 2012, 05:16:14 AM »
"Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.

"Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.

"We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.

"Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

"Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.

"You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.

"Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.

"Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.

"NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.

"Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

Quotes

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    "Is there chicken in your vegetarian gumbo?" -- Asked of a waitress.

    "Just the chicken." -- The response a waitress gave when asked if there were any dairy products in a soup.

    "Would you like cream and sugar with that?" -- Asked by a waitress when a customer specified orange juice instead of coffee as part of a breakfast meal.

    "Do you want cheese on that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered a plain cheeseburger.

    "You want fries with that?" -- Asked when a customer ordered an apple turnover.

    "Do you want onions on that?" -- A waitress, in response to a couple ordering a milk shake and a large cola.

    "Is there any meat in the veggie rolls?"

    "Do you get rice with your fried rice?"

    "I'm sorry, we only have six inch and foot long subs." -- A waitress, when asked for a 12 inch sub.

    "Would you like to care for a cup of coffee?" -- A waitress.

    "Which of these coffees did you want with cream and sugar?" -- Asked of a customer who had ordered two coffees, one with cream and sugar and one without.

    "Do you want that in a bag?" -- Asked of a customer who ordered coffee to go.

    "Is this for here or to go?" -- Asked of a Dairy Queen customer at a drive-through window.

        "Sir, we only have one thousand island dressing." -- A waitress, when asked for two thousand island dressings.

    "How many pieces are in the eight piece chicken deal?"

    "How much is the $1.99 popcorn chicken?"

    "Is the honey mustard sauce sweet?"

    "Is the spicy chicken just spicy or is it hot and spicy?"

    "Would you like the sale price?" -- A fast food worker, asking how a customer would like to pay for his order of two special sandwiches.

    "That's not an animal. It's a mammal." -- Cafeteria worker serving shrimp at a public high school.

    "Does your ice cream contain dairy products?" -- A customer at the drive-through of a fast food restaurant.

    "Excuse me. These ham and cheese rolls -- do they have ham in them?" -- A customer at a bakery cafe.

    "Don't you guys have them 99 cent Whoppers?" -- Asked of a Taco Bell cashier.

    "This is to go." -- Commonly said by customers at drive-through windows.

    "I'd like a large Pepsi pizza." -- A customer ordering pizza over the phone. After saying this, the customer was heard saying to someone else with him, "Wait, Chuck, is that right?"

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