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New Banking Procedures
« on: January 17, 2010, 04:00:44 AM »
Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" cashier machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:-


MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required.

5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, wind the window down.

4. Find handbag, empty all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell the person on your mobile phone you will call them back and hang up.

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write deposit amount in check book and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
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New Banking Procedures
« on: January 17, 2010, 04:00:44 AM »

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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2010, 12:37:07 AM »
4. Find handbag, empty all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.


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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2010, 11:19:07 AM »
Quote from: נαℓιм кαυя on January 19, 2010, 12:37:07 AM
4. Find handbag, empty all contents onto passenger seat to locate card.


hahhahahahhah damn
sachi sachi
dis is damn trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

hahahahhahahhahhahahahhahahah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


mere nal v enj hunda aa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
hehehehe 99% kuria nal eda hi honda
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2010, 09:16:08 PM »
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #4 on: January 20, 2010, 09:41:04 PM »
Quote from: POISON on January 20, 2010, 09:16:08 PM
lolz
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #5 on: January 23, 2010, 12:23:20 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 19, 2010, 11:19:07 AM
hehehehe 99% kuria nal eda hi honda
han eggjactly.....  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma tan app tang aa jani aa ik mobile labhna hove ghanta lag janda aa ehne nu phn vajno v band ho janda aa... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #6 on: January 23, 2010, 07:14:57 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 23, 2010, 12:23:20 AM
han eggjactly.....  :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: ma tan app tang aa jani aa ik mobile labhna hove ghanta lag janda aa ehne nu phn vajno v band ho janda aa... :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel: :pagel:
punjb vich women har cheej iko pocket vich rakdia. tu apna mobile ote rakia kar  :laugh:
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #7 on: January 23, 2010, 07:16:33 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 23, 2010, 07:14:57 AM
punjb vich women har cheej iko pocket vich rakdia. tu apna mobile ote rakia kar  :laugh:
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #8 on: January 23, 2010, 07:26:56 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 23, 2010, 07:16:33 AM
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chal chhad tu mara advice seriously le lena  :laugh:
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« Reply #9 on: January 23, 2010, 07:27:27 AM »
Quote from: SonnenKinder on January 23, 2010, 07:26:56 AM
chal chhad tu mara advice seriously le lena  :laugh:
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Re: New Banking Procedures
« Reply #10 on: January 23, 2010, 07:29:55 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 23, 2010, 07:27:27 AM
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« Reply #12 on: January 23, 2010, 07:41:17 AM »
Quote from: мєιη тєяι on January 23, 2010, 07:30:45 AM
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