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Funniest 1 Liners at various places
« on: July 08, 2009, 02:59:29 AM »

Advertisement In A Long Island Shop:
Guitar, for sale ... Cheap ... no strings attached.
 

Ad In Hospital Waiting Room:
Smoking Helps You Lose Weight ... One Lung At A Time!
 

Seen on a bulletin board:
Success Is Relative. More The Success, More The Relatives.
 

When I Read About The Evils Of Drinking ... I Gave Up Reading.
 

Sign In A Bar:
'Those Of You Who Are Drinking To Forget, Please Pay In Advance.'
 

Behind Every Great Man, There Is A Surprised Woman.
 

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Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Snore And You sleep Alone.
 

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All Drinking Water In This Establishment Has Been Personally Passed By The Manager.
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