Man Are Hard To Please....

>  The problems with GUYS:

> > If u TREAT him nicely, he says u r in LOVE with him;
> > If u Don't, he says u r PROUD.
> > If u DRESS Nicely, he says u r trying to LURE him;
> > If u Don't, he says u r from VILLAGE.
> > If u ARGUE with him, he says u r STUBBORN;
> > If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
> > If u r SMARTER that him, he'll lose FACE;
> > If he's SMARTER than u, he is GREAT.
> > If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
> > If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u. (very true huh?)
> > If u don't make love with him, he says u don't Love him;
> > If u do!! he says u r CHEAP.
> > If u SCOLD him, u r like a NANNY to him;
> > If he SCOLDS u, b'cuz he CARES for u.
> > If u BREAK ur PROMISE, u cannot be TRUSTED;
> > If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
> > If u SMOKE / DRINK, u r BAD girl;
> > If he SMOKES / DRINKS, he's GENTLEMEN.
> > If u do WELL in ur exam, he says it's LUCK;
> > If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
> > If u HURT him, u r CRUEL;
> > If he HURTS u, u r too SENSETIVE!!!!

MEN
> SO HARD TO PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!