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mast and funny story
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:47:14 AM »
A Gujrati, a Madrasi and a sardaar were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.

They were having lunch and Gujjuopened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla ! If I get dhokla one more
time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."

The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I
get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."

The sardaar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha
one more time, I'm jumping too."


The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his
death.

The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.

The sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as
well.


At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how
really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"

The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! I
didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."


Everyone turned and stared at the sardaar's wife.





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The sardaar's wife said,

"Don't look at me.

He makes his own lunch."

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mast and funny story
« on: November 24, 2009, 03:47:14 AM »

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Re: mast and funny story
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2009, 07:29:40 AM »

ghatoghat apnaa username ta change kar laa ,,
bas tere wargeya karke hee edda de jokes chalde aa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:

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Re: mast and funny story
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2009, 07:35:11 AM »
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Re: mast and funny story
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2009, 11:37:13 PM »
 ghatoghat apnaa username ta change kar laa ,,
bas tere wargeya karke hee edda de jokes chalde aa :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro: :marro:
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« Reply #4 on: November 25, 2009, 12:36:33 AM »
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