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Logical thoughts lolz
« on: April 28, 2009, 07:09:18 AM »

Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.
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To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.
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The road to success??.. Is always under construction.
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.
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In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it.
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All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.
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Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.
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Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.
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If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
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You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.
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Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.
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***** 42.7% of all statistics is made on the spot. *****
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As soon as you mention something?? if it is good, it is taken?. If it is bad, it happens.
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He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule.
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If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late?? the bus is still late.
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Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate.
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When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions.
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If you have paper, you don't have a pen??. If you have a pen, you don't have paper?? if you have both, no one calls.
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Especially for engg. Students----
If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance.
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You will pick up maximum wrong numbers when on roaming.
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The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom.
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After a long wait for bus no.20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other.
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If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight.
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Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker
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Logical thoughts lolz
« on: April 28, 2009, 07:09:18 AM »

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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2009, 07:11:21 AM »
lol  :laugh:
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2009, 01:09:57 PM »
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Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

kissye nu mandir vicho bahar kadd ditta and ohnu keha gea mandir vich beh k sharab keu peinda

oh banda kehnda fer mainu koi eddan di jagha dass deo jithe bhagwan nahi vasda

 :hehe:

nale Bhagwan shiv ve te bhang pende c
oh te bhang pe k bhagti karde hudne c
tan he te shivratri te bhagi ghoot k peinde hunde

 :hehe:

more try to understand the world more weird/funny its gonna get
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 01:32:06 PM »
lol..pendu tu ta chuk ke rkah ditt fatte  :huhh:
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 01:32:35 PM »
lol
gal te thik aa
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2009, 02:53:13 PM »
Quote from: °ღ•nAshE dI BaND bOtAL ღ• on September 08, 2009, 01:32:06 PM
lol..pendu tu ta chuk ke rkah ditt fatte  :huhh:


kiddan meri billo ajj inne dina bahd aye viah khaa k
sadde lai laddo seerni te le k aoundi
aooundi neu jeeb kadd k dikha ditti :happy:
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2009, 06:14:49 AM »
lolzzzz :laugh:
baut wadia aa
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #7 on: September 18, 2009, 08:47:23 AM »
yh and true v  :laugh:
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #8 on: October 06, 2009, 08:05:52 PM »

"If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried."


this one's awesome! :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #9 on: October 24, 2009, 10:27:19 PM »
Quote from: _kAmLo_ on October 06, 2009, 08:05:52 PM
 "If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried."


this one's awesome! :loll: :loll: :loll: :loll: :happy:

:lol: haha me liked it too
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #10 on: October 25, 2009, 08:57:21 PM »
Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.


i like tht one...

funny aa
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #11 on: October 25, 2009, 09:02:36 PM »



"In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it."



well said...
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Re: Logical thoughts lolz
« Reply #12 on: October 31, 2009, 08:53:40 AM »
 :lol:
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