Author Topic: Hate Mail (Read 552 times)

_noXiouS_ · « **on:** March 15, 2011, 02:00:44 PM »

To the people who work in my office… I hate you

Girl with the bright blonde weave who works in reception- I don’t know how you got your job, you are so uneducated it makes me sick. Did you graduate grammar school? I think I would respect you more if the answer to that is no. I want to throw a rock at your face every time I walk by when you are answering the phone and you say something like ‘who you callin’ for?’ or ‘he in a meetin’ right now’ or my personal favorite, ‘who this is?’ I bet the people on the other end of the phone want to throw a rock at your face too. I also can’t stand when I get message notes from you that are written like so: Mr. Smith called hes wanting to kno wen he shuld ecspect the letter of aprovle. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? It amazes me that the only two things in your job description are answering phones and taking phone messages and you can’t do either of those things!

Tall girl in design with the short brown hair- You have horrendous body odor! I’m not talking a little stench here and there I am talking everyday when you walk into the building people drop dead. I don’t know how you don’t notice it. I’m going to buy you deodorant for Christmas.

Fat woman who works in suite 19- I don’t know exactly what you do for this company, but I know far too much about your personal life. When you talk to your boyfriend on company time, please refrain from telling him it felt so good when [*censored

] Yea I heard that, and so does everyone else that walks by your suite when you are on the phone. It’s disgusting, and we don’t want to hear about it, so keep your voice down.

Blonde woman who works for accounting- I know that you are 30, not 25 and I also know that at the Christmas party last year you got frisky with the bosses son in the broom closet and that he got you pregnant. Please don’t insult me in front of our coworkers again or I will tell everyone.

Boss’ old receptionist- My name is not, John, Jason, Jack, Jim or Jared’ it’s Evan.

Middle age woman who works in reception- Your job is not that hard. You answer phones, put people on hold, and take messages. I don’t care that you were up late cleaning the house or that you sat up all night waiting for you delinquent son to get home, that does not give you a reason to get rude with a customer or walk around grunting about how your job is so stressful. Half of us come in still drunk from the night before, but we never yell at clients, grunt about our family members or say our jobs are soooo hard.

Pregnant woman- There is only one of you, so no need for further description but let it be known that you are not the first person to ever get knocked up! You are not the first person to get heart burn, you are not the first person to get morning sickness. You are not the first person to pee their pants because the baby put too much pressure on your bladder and you certainly are not the first person who has had strange cravings for cheese and anchovies. Stop complaining about it!

Little intern girl- You are so cute with your stringy brown hair, acne and braces but your coffee skills are lacking. All I ever want is a large black coffee but you seem to thing that I would rather a low-fat latte, or a caramel machiato, or even a Chai Tea. Nope I don’t want those, I just want a damn black coffee! Also, you obviously don’t know your alphabet because my filing cabinet is a mess. F does not come after R, sweetie. Do you want to flunk the class you are doing this internship for? No? You better shape your ass up and get me the right coffee then!

Hispanic girl who works in design- You wear way too much makeup, I hate that you draw your eyebrows on, and I’m pretty sure you have an adams apple and are a man.

35 year old secretary- You have a 20 year old son, and a 15 year old son… yet you dress like you are 16. I would be embarrassed to be your children. Oh and you look really stupid when you wear that plaid school-girl skirt with the white tights and hooker boots. This is an office… not a brothel.

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #1 on:** March 16, 2011, 04:26:12 AM »

Who's the man!? HE'S THE MAN!!!

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #2 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:27:38 AM »

I especially love this one :

Quote

Hispanic girl who works in design- You wear way too much makeup, I hate that you draw your eyebrows on, and I’m pretty sure you have an adams apple and are a man.

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #3 on:** March 16, 2011, 10:28:43 AM »

Quote from: ✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on March 16, 2011, 04:26:12 AM

Who's the man!? HE'S THE MAN!!!

try this one: http://punjabijanta.com/fun-time/escaped-caterpillar-on-rampage-through-city/

I think you'll find it amusing

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰ · « **Reply #4 on:** March 17, 2011, 05:14:19 AM »

Quote from: I Dont Need No Stinkin ID on March 16, 2011, 10:28:43 AM

Quote from: ✄※ḨҰĐṜØŞŦẨ₮ῘḈŜ on March 16, 2011, 04:26:12 AM
Who's the man!? HE'S THE MAN!!!

try this one: http://punjabijanta.com/fun-time/escaped-caterpillar-on-rampage-through-city/

I think you'll find it amusing

Why is that?

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #5 on:** June 14, 2011, 03:05:13 PM »

someone was really fed up at work

_noXiouS_ · « **Reply #6 on:** June 26, 2012, 02:28:57 PM »

this just made me laugh like crazy again

Author Topic: Hate Mail (Read 552 times)

_noXiouS_

Hate Mail

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

Re: Hate Mail

_noXiouS_

Re: Hate Mail

_noXiouS_

Re: Hate Mail

҂ ȿḉặᵰɗἷἧäѷїѧҋ↔ᶀɍǐȶĩṧӊ ₰

Re: Hate Mail

_noXiouS_

Re: Hate Mail

_noXiouS_

Re: Hate Mail

Related Topics

Who's Online

Recent Posts