Author Topic: facts about life :D (Read 1522 times)

EvIL_DhoCThoR · « **on:** February 17, 2012, 09:53:05 AM »

1 . If time doesn't wait for you, don't worry! Just remove the damn battery from the clock and Enjoy life!

2 . Expecting the world to treat u fairly coz u r a good person is like expecting the lion not to attack u coz u r a vegetarian . Think about it .
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3 . Beauty isn't measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear,but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the Admiration!

4 . Don't walk as if you rule the world, walk as if you don't care who rules the world! That's called Attitude . Keep on rocking!

5 . He was a good man .. He never smoked, drank had no affair . When he died,the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!

6 . A man threw his wife in a pond of Crocodiles . He's now being harassed by the Animal Rights Activists for being cruel to the Crocodiles!

7 . So many options for suicide: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow but sure!

8 . Only 20 percent boys have brains, rest has girlfriends!

9 . All desirable things in life are either illegal, banned, expensive or Married to someone else!

10 . 10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving . This makes it a logical statement that 90% of accidents are due to driving without drinking

And the Best One

11 . Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did!!! :) :D

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Author Topic: facts about life :D (Read 1522 times)

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facts about life :D

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