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Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« on: December 10, 2009, 04:58:55 PM »

He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed:
'Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8 hours while my wife merely stays at home.

I want her to know what I go through.

So, please allow her body to switch with mine for a day.

Amen!'

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.

The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.

He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
Awakened the kids,

Set out their school clothes,

Fed them breakfast,

Packed their lunches,

Drove them to school,

Came home and picked up the dry cleaning,

Took it to the cleaners

And stopped at the bank to make a deposit,

Went grocery shopping,

Then drove home to put away the groceries,

Paid the bills and balanced the check book.

He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then, it was already 01P.M.

And he hurried to make the beds,
Do the laundry, vacuum,

Dust,

And sweep and mop the kitchen floor.

Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home.

Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework.

Then, set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.

At 4:30 he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper,

He cleaned the kitchen,

Ran the dishwasher,

Folded laundry,

Bathed the kids,

And put them to bed.

At 09 P.M .

He was exhausted and, though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said: -
'Lord, I don't know what I was thinking.

I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.

Please, oh! Oh! Please, let us trade back.

Amen!'

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

'My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll just have to wait nine months, though.

You got pregnant last night.'

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Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« on: December 10, 2009, 04:58:55 PM »

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 08:37:47 PM »




that's what you get sukaaaaaah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 08:54:35 PM »


that's what you get sukaaaaaah  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
We aint no sukaahh :lost:

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 08:56:45 PM »
We aint no sukaahh :lost:


keep saying it, maybe it'll become true  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 10:07:46 PM »
ajj kel aida deya kureya nehi...seb bekwas ha...where is fashion & shopping & chugle nendeya & wahem bheram.....aenpar bibia

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2009, 01:56:41 AM »
ajj kel aida deya kureya nehi...seb bekwas ha...where is fashion & shopping & chugle nendeya & wahem bheram.....aenpar bibia
I didnt understand u. plz be explicitive.

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2009, 08:09:40 AM »
very good u explian whole day of me i m not married but i do the same =D> =D> =D>

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2009, 09:16:54 AM »
I didnt understand u. plz be explicitive.


learn punjabi

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2009, 09:54:38 AM »
learn punjabi
i know it,  u betta learn english  :lost:

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2009, 11:09:55 AM »

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2009, 09:14:03 PM »
i know it,  u betta learn english  :lost:

f...k off

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2009, 01:38:28 AM »
f...k off
is that best u can yell in a public forum? or were u taught somthing better by your parents

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2009, 04:44:38 AM »
is that best u can yell in a public forum? or were u taught somthing better by your parents

parents leyi kuj na bole...jeban sambhel ley apne...

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2009, 05:58:21 AM »
parents leyi kuj na bole...jeban sambhel ley apne...
then learn how to behave. it ws u who used languge of low life ppz. if u wont respect others, dont expect respect from them.

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2009, 05:59:25 AM »
then learn how to behave. it ws u who used languge of low life ppz. if u wont respect others, dont expect respect from them.
and yes, your behaviour does tell the way you were brought up

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2009, 06:19:30 AM »
then learn how to behave. it ws u who used languge of low life ppz. if u wont respect others, dont expect respect from them.


stop this bullshit......if am disrespecting you, you should disrespect ma...nothing to do with ma parents n ma family...got it loser

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Re: Do You Wish You Were A Woman?
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2009, 06:27:00 AM »
topic is locked now

 sonnen bai tuuu chup kar hun,, nale harry teri thinking asi dekh lai aa, teri thinking ethe kise naal ta mildi nai so beter u leave this forum

 

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