Author Topic: About Men,. (Read 4346 times)

M. · « **on:** June 23, 2009, 03:24:59 PM »

1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're aiming too high.
2. Woman don't make fools of men -- most of them are the do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason:you're sick of him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will usually find that he is
married
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -strong, caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent -- but they make great pets.
15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per man.
16. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - "don't" and "stop"..
17. Husbands are like children -- they're fine if they're someone else's.

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **on:** June 23, 2009, 03:24:59 PM »

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #1 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:31:15 PM »

That not true..
Ok some are.. but not all.. I like the 10 one.. that funny.. hahaha

M. · « **Reply #2 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:32:34 PM »

menu dassoghe wich 1ss arent rite according 2 u

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #3 on:** June 23, 2009, 03:36:12 PM »

Quote from: MaHaRaNi on June 23, 2009, 03:32:34 PM

menu dassoghe wich 1ss arent rite according 2 u

well arugable topic.. n i dont like arguing much

.. hhahah
nyways gotta go.. Home time :)

[GaGaN] · « **Reply #4 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:57:00 AM »

saaare hee galat aa ... ehme aapde kolon hee bana ke chaddi jaani aa ... btw
WOMEN are pure EVIL!!! ... and wat ever u typed ... women make men become like dat.

read this article and then tell me that women are not evil:-

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it?utm_source=b-section

M. · « **Reply #5 on:** June 24, 2009, 05:30:01 AM »

Gagan lol... I din write them myself, but i do agree with them lol..
LOL.. wth wha kinda article is that.. I agree that there wud be woman like that.
but im (hell no) not one of dem.. so..

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #6 on:** June 24, 2009, 12:01:40 PM »

Quote from: [GaGaN] on June 24, 2009, 12:57:00 AM

saaare hee galat aa ... ehme aapde kolon hee bana ke chaddi jaani aa ... btw
WOMEN are pure EVIL!!! ... and wat ever u typed ... women make men become like dat.

read this article and then tell me that women are not evil:-

http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it?utm_source=b-section

hahhaha... Bro atricle sick aa .. So damn true.. hahahah.. holy..

[GaGaN] · « **Reply #7 on:** June 25, 2009, 12:56:57 AM »

hor ki yaar article tan wadiya but its like the truth in lot of guys' life. Kuriyan kardiyan hee ehme hundiyan use kari jaana te baad wich chak ke sutt dena jiwen ... punjabi kehnde ne dudh wichon makhi kadd ke sutt dinde aa. ..... te eh maharani kehndi aa ke women are not evil ... women karke hee tan men evil bande aa coz of them. baaki maharani ji tusi nahi howege that type of girl .... but majority are ... baaki i would agree also some of those points are true ... but like i said earlier ... women ... men's nu majboor kar dindiyan galat cheezan karan te.

M. · « **Reply #8 on:** June 25, 2009, 07:08:44 AM »

Not all of the woman are the same, Neither are all of men..
Depends on the women/ man u meet.

Mithi_Kuri · « **Reply #9 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:42:45 AM »

Ki..Kuri mundyea di burayi kri jande..J Koi kuri ya munda mara changa ney..esnaal kissey nu ki..Apni life enjoy kroo!!!!!!..Te dusryea lyi kuch bura kehna band kroo

"AWARA PANCHI" · « **Reply #10 on:** June 25, 2009, 09:46:26 AM »

SAYE KAYA MK

MARJANIYEE AY TE GALT GALL AA K TUU KISEE DE V BURAYE KAREE

YAAR ASSII DOST AAN KISEE DE DUSHMAN NAI

YAAR AIVEEN NAI KISEE DE BURAYE KAREE DE

BAGAIR KISE NU JANNEN TOO :sad: :sad: :sad:

[GaGaN] · « **Reply #11 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:10:22 PM »

yaar mein larayi ni kar reha ..... mein tan ehde topic wich jehra kuch likhya geya ohda jawaaab dinna si .... baaki je kuch galat keha tan maafi mangda .... its just that she just can't write anything about males? and have nobody respond to it.

_Beast_ · « **Reply #12 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:17:36 PM »

hmmm.... jeada ne mein bolna keuki lagda tu changi terha enha nu app read nahi ketta copy paste karte

bass mein te enna kehna ur dad is also someone's husband and ask her she will tell u the truth.

[GaGaN] · « **Reply #13 on:** June 25, 2009, 08:22:49 PM »

wadiya keha 22 ^^

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #14 on:** June 25, 2009, 11:09:17 PM »

Quote from: PENDU on June 25, 2009, 08:17:36 PM

hmmm.... jeada ne mein bolna keuki lagda tu changi terha enha nu app read nahi ketta copy paste karte

bass mein te enna kehna ur dad is also someone's husband and ask her she will tell u the truth.

Janta dand laun nu teh tyar he hunde aa bhee.. hahahah..enna serious katho ho jandde je bai.. Enna ke offensive aa.. "come on atleast Number 10 is true".. hahahah.. challo sab wadia ji... :)

Mithi_Kuri · « **Reply #15 on:** June 26, 2009, 03:13:40 AM »

Quote from: Yeh on June 25, 2009, 11:09:17 PM

Janta dand laun nu teh tyar he hunde aa bhee.. hahahah..enna serious katho ho jandde je bai.. Enna ke offensive aa.. "come on atleast Number 10 is true".. hahahah.. challo sab wadia ji... :)

Aap te serious hona ni dusryea de hon te ki aa??..Vaissey vich vich serious te tu b ho janda..Par show ni karda :laugh: :laugh:..Kidding ji..Dn Mind lol

M. · « **Reply #16 on:** June 26, 2009, 03:32:10 AM »

wehhe ek cheej main notice kardi hegi..
jad kuriya bare koi topic hundi.. fir munde has has ke duure hunde.. te jeh main kurri hoke kuch kavan munde bare.. te sareya apne aap nu defend karan lag pende how cute is that 8-> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #17 on:** June 26, 2009, 02:32:42 PM »

Quote from: HeartLess Gurl on June 26, 2009, 03:13:40 AM

Aap te serious hona ni dusryea de hon te ki aa??..Vaissey vich vich serious te tu b ho janda..Par show ni karda :laugh: :laugh:..Kidding ji..Dn Mind lol

Wha ji wha.. ek help karoo ek galla khavvo.. hadh ho geyye

Quote from: Makhana on June 26, 2009, 03:32:10 AM

wehhe ek cheej main notice kardi hegi..
jad kuriya bare koi topic hundi.. fir munde has has ke duure hunde.. te jeh main kurri hoke kuch kavan munde bare.. te sareya apne aap nu defend karan lag pende how cute is that 8-> :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

n the same is true for the girls too ji .. waddiya ayyian syannian

Dad Di Bibbi Dhee · « **Reply #18 on:** June 26, 2009, 08:39:58 PM »

look at u guys ...fightin over wats wrong nd right...lolzz.....fight fight fight fight :hehe: :hehe:

Deleted User · « **Reply #19 on:** June 28, 2009, 10:16:40 AM »

sach kida koda lagda mundea nu :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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