Author Topic: jhanda amli murdabad (Read 24825 times)

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #60 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:38:18 PM »

Quote from: GANDHI_SEWA_HAJIR_NUMBER_3 allo on December 19, 2009, 10:36:00 PM

hahahahah asi 1 te angrej punjbai boln la ee dita,,,

hun te punjbai v kaint bolda te aangreji v,, hahahaha shabash shabashh mere,, =D> =D>

Tere leyye sabak aa.. Chall talliyan kath marr teh yaad kar davva davv.... enne time nai leyye da :pagel:

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #60 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:38:18 PM »

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #61 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:40:37 PM »

ok alloo to make sure you dont get confuse..

When there is capital ABC .. you gonna remember it like this :happy:

A for allo
B for Boiled allo
C for Cut allo
D for Damaged allo
E for Eat Allo
F for Fukra Allo
G for Get a Allo
H for Hot boiled allo

When its a smaller letter.. You will remember it like this :happy: :happy:

a - absolute allo
b - bad-azz allo
c - calories free allo
d - diet allo
e - eggplant n allo
f - flat allo

n the rest of lesson will be some other time.. I m just making sure that you dont complain next time that Jhanda speak in english :happy:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #62 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:42:16 PM »

Quote from: Arch¦t³ct on December 19, 2009, 10:34:18 PM

hahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:mar gea hass hass... jo kam asi ene time ch ni kar sake o aalu ney karta..jhannde nu abc aagi.....

chal hun badi vali abc hogi hun choti vali suna.............. :happy: :happy:

abc nahi aayi, hun urah arahh irhi sikha diti aa,, hahhaha,, punjbai sikha diti aa

dev mai kad tenu dara reha,,

: mai te tera dar khatm karda pea,

jida amli nu punjbai sikha diti aa oda ee tera dar v khatm kar dena aapa,, shartiaa ilaz aa aapne kol

hun ta mai mod te admina da free cheq up kenp kaya karna aaye sal,, hun nave sal too shuru karu,, thode din okha sokhe hor kad loo,, fer sab de ilaz ho jane aa,, :happy: :happy:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #63 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:45:08 PM »

Nah nah phela angreji sikh.. Chal apne Alphbets learn karke aa... bakki deyya chejja badh wich :happy:

•°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°• · « **Reply #64 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:46:13 PM »

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

o yar aalu aalu na kari jao bhukh bari lagi menu te aje main brush v ni kita...... no more aalu shalu....

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

jhande abc ta thik aa hun 1,2 v sikh lai punjabi ch...

ek aalu
do aalu
teen aalu

hahahahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #65 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:49:29 PM »

truee... dev bai rulezzzzzzzzzz .. aa we chetta kara ta... ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lmfao....lol... hahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1 - One allo - Ek alloooooo
2 - Two allo - Do Allooooooo
3 - Three allo - Tin Alloooooo
4 - Four Allo - Char Allooo...
5 - Five Allo - Panj Alloooo

Challo Mr. Allo aa sub learn kar teh galla kath mar... :happy:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #66 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:51:50 PM »

amli hun a b c to bahar aaja,, koi hor soch la kuch,, :hehe:
baki tere nal dee mod admin lage aa slahaa kran.. tenu a b c di pai aa ,

baki g s asi te tenuu v kadi galat ni keha,, tere bare ta gal ee nahi kiti.
jo sahi aa oh sahi aa,, kende aa na ki mantri ni mada hunda mantri de niche vale bande made ho jande aa..

asi tee eehna dee gal rasee pane aa, 1 $ di bandri kende 3 $ di rasi,,

kehn da matlb ki aage ena time nahi c dinde chat te post te hun eeh mod te admina nu sikhan lai de rahe aa,,

mai matlab ta smjaya ki amli nu smaj ni c aana, soo pura sahi krke samjaya hahaha :lol: :lol: :lol:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #67 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:55:32 PM »

Gal nai banni... ALLO LET TRY AGAIN...

Fer ek warr try kar .. ke patta es warr sense banna sakke...

Bakki aa tere hisab nal 4 dollor banne.. Chal main tenu 10 dollar (n tax extra) denna..
1 dollor de bandri.. 3 dollar de rasi.. Teh 6 dollar self service de... teh apne Gal wich rassi pa la :happy:

jehra tax aa odda Allo buy kar leyye.... :pagel:

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_Beast_ · « **Reply #68 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:58:32 PM »

Oye peo Deo putto hatde nahi tusi??? Tusi gandi giri karke jehra Shiku leina le lao.. :happy:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #69 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:58:55 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on December 19, 2009, 10:49:29 PM

truee... dev bai rulezzzzzzzzzz .. aa we chetta kara ta... ..... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

lmfao....lol... hahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

1 - One allo - Ek alloooooo
2 - Two allo - Do Allooooooo
3 - Three allo - Tin Alloooooo
4 - Four Allo - Char Allooo...
5 - Five Allo - Panj Alloooo

Challo Mr. Allo aa sub learn kar teh galla kath mar... :happy:

hayee oyee mere shabash ,, mera kina khayl rakhn lag gaye mod ,, ohh mera sweetu chweetu dev,..

mainu ki ki sikha rahe aa meria gala man rahe aa, :superhappy:

mere piche eda ee lage raho, har gal suno meri dhayn nal te mano.. te mera khayl kari jaoo 1 din vade ho ke jarur taraki karonge tusii,, :happy: :balle:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #70 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:59:24 PM »

nah nah pendu.. ALLO NU ANGReJI SUKUNDA AA.. oh kehde ke mere angreji samaj nai lagde :pagel:

Ajja lend a hand? :pagel:
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

•°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°• · « **Reply #71 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:01:10 PM »

kirpa karke gs nu pump na deo.. je ona ch hawa bhar gai sare uda k le jane one apne nal....... :hehe: :hehe:

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baki g s asi te tenuu v kadi galat ni keha,, tere bare ta gal ee nahi kiti.
jo sahi aa oh sahi aa,, kende aa na ki mantri ni mada hunda mantri de niche vale bande made ho jande aa..

pata hona chahida site gs di he hai jehde te tusi gah pai jande o... odi eni izazat karde o ta fer jan ch kuch karan di dhamki kate dei jande ho...???

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #72 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:01:43 PM »

Quote from: GANDHI_SEWA_HAJIR_NUMBER_3 allo on December 19, 2009, 10:58:55 PM

hayee oyee mere shabash ,, mera kina khayl rakhn lag gaye mod ,, ohh mera sweetu chweetu dev,..

mainu ki ki sikha rahe aa meria gala man rahe aa, :superhappy:

mere piche eda ee lage raho, har gal suno meri dhayn nal te mano.. te mera khayl kari jaoo 1 din vade ho ke jarur taraki karonge tusii,, :happy: :balle:

Allo chal jehre main ABC utte post kette se.. OHNU Learn kar.. Galla kath mar.. :happy:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #73 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:04:06 PM »

Quote from: Arch¦t³ct on December 19, 2009, 11:01:10 PM

kirpa karke gs nu pump na deo.. je ona ch hawa bhar gai sare uda k le jane one apne nal....... :hehe: :hehe:

pata hona chahida site gs di he hai jehde te tusi gah pai jande o... odi eni izazat karde o ta fer jan ch kuch karan di dhamki kate dei jande ho...???

Dev katho tang karda aa Allo nu.. Oh wichra ban ton darda GS nu pump shakunda huna... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #74 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:04:58 PM »

Quote from: PENDU on December 19, 2009, 10:58:32 PM

Oye peo Deo putto hatde nahi tusi??? Tusi gandi giri karke jehra Shiku leina le lao.. :happy:

pendu tu v keh rea c kuch ki aasi koi or site de piche lage aa eehnu badnam kar rahe aa..

oyee je badnam ee krna hunda fer ghandi kyu bande,, tusi te khush hovo aaj tak eeh kise site ch ni hoia,,
ghandi ne ta wese v fayda ee kita , chnga ee socheaa,, bus ohne aangreja di soch badli c,, asi tuhadi badlani aa,
eeh pj nu badnam ni krde asi, ethe bhut purana mai v, kai ta mod admina nalo v bhut old,, asi te pj di tarki chande aa... ehi ta he honi aa jad eh mod vali power da galat use hona band hou

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #75 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:08:14 PM »

Hun teh Allo Pyar nal bolda..
Hun mere edda teh tavva laun nu dil jehha nai karda.. :pagel:

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kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #76 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:10:03 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on December 19, 2009, 11:04:06 PM

Dev katho tang karda aa Allo nu.. Oh wichra ban ton darda GS nu pump shakunda huna... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

hahaha mai ban hon to ni drda . kyuki machi jini marzi uchi jump kr lave aana ta ohne aakhir pani ch ee a,,

mainu ni lagda tuhade kise mod ya admin ne haje tak mainu ban karn daa mokaa hatho gavaya hou,,

fer v betha ee aa eethe hha :lol: :lol: ,, ban hon to ni drda na ee pump krda,, :lol: :lol:

kyuki jad tak tusi mod aa sde varge simple te aam membres te aatyachar hunde ee rahne aa

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_Beast_ · « **Reply #77 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:13:13 PM »

na mainu ki samjda mein ethe new haiga???
maneya aha meri ID new haigi,, per mein babba adam de jamane da he haiga :happy:
mein ve Pz te khap peindi dekhi haigi :hehe:
Bakki meri soch badlni haigi te chalo dekhde kehra kehra mainu badlan agge aounda,,,, :pagel:
Hor tusi te gandi ban k samaj he sudhar ditta mein dekh liya,, Jinne ve members haige Unha nu sareya nu puch k dekh leo te patta lagg jana tusi gandhi de bhagat haige jaan,, Tusi sanu bhame ess gal da jawab deo he naa,, Sanu nahichahida,, bass ik bari sareya ton puch k dekh leo,, :hehe:

Nale yaar mainu te koi nahi dikh reha kehra Pj mod galat use kar reha powers nu,, Jhande ne oho topic lock karta,, ohda reason ve tuhade samne rakh ditta c,,. because it was making no sence :dnk:

Aggr tusi taraki chounde haige te Bass aha larai ethe khatam kar leinde,, Agge jehra Mod galat power use kro Tusi he nahi,, Appa sare ethe bethe,, :hehe:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #78 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:14:13 PM »

Chad bai hun mere mood hani tere teh tavva laun da.. I can answer to ur last comment to.. But i wont :happy:

Tere pishla comment changa se.. n i dont argue with ppl who try to improve PJ :happy:

Quote from: GANDHI_SEWA_HAJIR_NUMBER_3 allo on December 19, 2009, 11:04:58 PM

pendu tu v keh rea c kuch ki aasi koi or site de piche lage aa eehnu badnam kar rahe aa..

oyee je badnam ee krna hunda fer ghandi kyu bande,, tusi te khush hovo aaj tak eeh kise site ch ni hoia,,
ghandi ne ta wese v fayda ee kita , chnga ee socheaa,, bus ohne aangreja di soch badli c,, asi tuhadi badlani aa,
eeh pj nu badnam ni krde asi, ethe bhut purana mai v, kai ta mod admina nalo v bhut old,, asi te pj di tarki chande aa... ehi ta he honi aa jad eh mod vali power da galat use hona band hou

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #79 on:** December 19, 2009, 11:14:27 PM »

aalo ta pyar nal ee boldaa,, bus kise nu eeh pyar chub janda =D>

baki 22 amli teri 6$ vali gal mere v pale nahi payi, kyuki ohh gal jo mai kahi cc onde lai dimag nal smajan di lorh c ,, tenu koi morl dita c onde ch, te tu taa aangur khate vali gal kr ditii

samj ni mainu aapni ki mai kida kise nu punjbai boln la dita,, hun ghar v eda ee bolea kar, ghar de khush honge,,

mainu davava den ge,, ki sade amli nu kie sidha rasta dikha dita... :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

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