Author Topic: jhanda amli murdabad (Read 24712 times)

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #40 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:01:54 PM »

haye oyee mai sad kee java dev de,, dev :superhappy: :superhappy: :superhappy:

mainu ta jo problm aa onda hall tuhade kol nii 22 ji,,

kende usda ilaz nahi koi oo mainu jehda rog lagea lolz,, dev gal bdal na veer,,

mai jo keha sahi keha,, je kise nu chubi aa ta chubii jave ,, kyuki blood presure tuhada ee up hona ,, mera ta fayda ee aa mai te doctor nal coomisoin kita hoia,, hahahhahaha,,

dev veer free di slah ,, jo mai aam te khass toe te kise kise nu dina,,

EDITED ... ALLO (AKA DUMB ASS), offensive comments.. u aint got any right to talk personal.. No one is talking about ur mom .. SO Keep ur mouth clean kid.. here ur warning..

Punjabi Janta Forums - Janta Di Pasand · « **Reply #40 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:01:54 PM »

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #41 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:02:08 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on December 19, 2009, 09:29:29 PM

Dont tell me that the next complain is tat.... Why I wearing a Pant(as its a western clothing).. I should wear a freaking "DHOTI" instead (before I log in PJ).. ...Jezzzzz :laugh: : :laugh: :laugh:

punjabi dhoti ni londe kaka, punjabi chadre launde aa... remember the difference

•°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°• · « **Reply #42 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:06:18 PM »

dev de on nal bari khushi mildi tenu jhande...... yar aaj snday aa dost kar dupehre dinner karan jana fer after that movieeeeee......... so swere e uth geya teari lai... nale dhoti hare rang di lai tere bari fabdi aa......

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #43 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:06:45 PM »

g s bale,, hun jiho jahe tu aangrej chat ch mod ya admin jo v banaye aa ,,, jhada amli varge ohh tee charde nu dhoti ee kehnge,, hahahahahahhaah

eeh aangeja nu smja ki sadi pyari jahi site pj te english na bolea karn, punjabi janta ta punjbai ee rahe eethe aangreja da ki kam,, eeh taa ffot dalo tee raj karo vali gal kar diti lolz hahahahahhaha

mainu lagda tu v angreja ch rehna taii ,, ya eeh jhande dii compny ch job krda tu,, jo eehnu nal chukna penda majburi nu lol

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Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #44 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:06:58 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on December 19, 2009, 10:02:08 PM

punjabi dhoti ni londe kaka, punjabi chadre launde aa... remember the difference

Oh bai eh ghandhi wadi aaa.. Oh es karke dhoti chette aa geyye..

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Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #45 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:08:35 PM »

Quote from: Arch¦t³ct on December 19, 2009, 10:06:18 PM

dev de on nal bari khushi mildi tenu jhande...... yar aaj snday aa dost kar dupehre dinner karan jana fer after that movieeeeee......... so swere e uth geya teari lai... nale dhoti hare rang di lai tere bari fabdi aa......

:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:

Bus bai evve he aa.. Tu aunda main teh cha char janda aa.. :happy: :happy: :happy: :hug: :hug: :hug:

How have u been ji :happy: :happy:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #46 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:09:48 PM »

Quote from: GANDHI_SEWA_HAJIR_NUMBER_3 allo on December 19, 2009, 10:06:45 PM

g s bale,, hun jiho jahe tu aangrej chat ch mod ya admin jo v banaye aa ,,, jhada amli varge ohh tee charde nu dhoti ee kehnge,, hahahahahahhaah

eeh aangeja nu smja ki sadi pyari jahi site pj te english na bolea karn, punjabi janta ta punjbai ee rahe eethe aangreja da ki kam,, eeh taa ffot dalo tee raj karo vali gal kar diti lolz hahahahahhaha

mainu lagda tu v angreja ch rehna taii ,, ya eeh jhande dii compny ch job krda tu,, jo eehnu nal chukna penda majburi nu lol : : : : : :

Tenu bharee Rule baunde aunde aa.. KE gal??

Nalle tu apne app nu enna syana katho samaj da :pagel: .. Pj da Shala kar :pagel:

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #47 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:14:08 PM »

Allo Stop trying to be personal.. N KEEP UR MOUTH CLEAN..
If you dont know how to talk without getting personal.. get the hell out of here.. n stop arguing.. and acting like a retard !!

•°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°• · « **Reply #48 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:14:49 PM »

Quote from: Arch¦t³ct on December 19, 2009, 07:12:15 AM

funny........... so this is going on in yor mind ki milda aalu tenu a sab karke...? chad tere to a umeed nai si.. menu lagda si k galat tusi v ni hege te asi v nai.. par hun..... chal chad yar moja kar..

dekhna hai zor kitna bajue katil main hai. dekhde han kado khatam karde o tusi a sab... or agar nai v karo gey ta ki ho jana...??

pj eda he chalti rehni a promise hai mera...

wahegur rakha

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14:18:47 funnier_boy : SALYEA
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14:18:50 Allo_da_prontha : YAR 1 TIME CHH
14:18:52 funnier_boy : HAHAHAHHA
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ede bare ta kuch keh aalu veer...... sadh nale chatar..... yar ek pase tu gandi giri karda te duje pase gandi giri da karan v dasi janda....samjh ni lagi yar.... kio karda eda tu....

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #49 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:15:35 PM »

amli oye amli hun mai eeh ta slah ni na diti ki dodee bhuki kitho mildi aa,, yaa aafem kitho mildi aa,,

chat di ee slah diti aa lolz wese tu v jad mrzi le li slah de du tenu v,, mainu bhut shonk aa free diaa advice den da,, soo g s nu de diti,, tenu jelois te nahi ho rai ,, ki tenu ni dasea ki aafrm ganja te churs te bhuki kitho mildi aa,, oh v das du,, fikr na kar,,

mainu parhh te bhut khuhsi mildi aa jad tu punjbai bolda hahahahaa... chal sadi seva kise ta kam aayi.. 1 angrej punjabi bolan la ta,, eni jaldi sikh javenga mainu pta ni c,, ke koi mod ya admin teri help krda pea,, tenu paste kar kar ke dayi jana hove, tu eethe chepii jana hahahaha

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Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #50 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:19:59 PM »

Main agrej nai aa sajna... bakki main jadoo punjabi bolle tenu samaj nai aune... par hun teh tenu angreji we nai aunde.. aa teh aukha aa :pagel:

Ajja allo tenu agreji Sikhva...

A for Allo
B for Bad Allo
C for Cat Walla Allo
D for Dog walla allo
E for Eat allo...

Bus tu enne chette kar bakki da sabak badh wich, evve tenu overburden katho karna :happy:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #51 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:23:07 PM »

jarur dev , eeh mai ee keha c,, 2 3 ids vali gal,, mai keha unj ta tuhade kanaa te juu ni firdi mod admina de,, koi eeho jahi gal keh da jo tuhade kana ch pe je,, haha :superhappy:
  baki eeh ta slah c jo jan ke mai chat rrom ch diti, je eeho jia kam krna hunda eeh slah aasi msn te yaho te krde hahaha eethe nahii.. :happy: ..
   khuhsi hoi hun ta sadi niki niki gal dekhde oo.

   na asi 2 3 ids to aaye na aan di lod aa,, kyuki 1 id taa sabh ni hundi :lol:

   kai var eda v ho janda kuch k mod eda krde aa ,, jida ki mere nal koi kudi gal kr rai aa te mod nal nahi,, mod sahab aande ne ban kr dinde ne meri id ,kyuki ohh saab nu gusa aanda ki mod nal kudi gal ni krdi te 1 simple jehe te aam member nal gal krdi aa has hass ke,

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:.. fer ta bhut kuch krna penda,,

darr na 22 eeh ni krde 2 3 ids vala kam,, tuu befikr ho ke bhabhi nu lunch karva ke lea ,, =D> =D> =D>

Grenade Singh · « **Reply #52 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:25:19 PM »

Quote from: GANDHI_SEWA_HAJIR_NUMBER_3 allo on December 19, 2009, 10:15:35 PM

amli oye amli hun mai eeh ta slah ni na diti ki dodee bhuki kitho mildi aa,, yaa aafem kitho mildi aa,,

chat di ee slah diti aa lolz wese tu v jad mrzi le li slah de du tenu v,, mainu bhut shonk aa free diaa advice den da,, soo g s nu de diti,, tenu jelois te nahi ho rai ,, ki tenu ni dasea ki aafrm ganja te churs te bhuki kitho mildi aa,, oh v das du,, fikr na kar,,

mainu parhh te bhut khuhsi mildi aa jad tu punjbai bolda hahahahaa... chal sadi seva kise ta kam aayi.. 1 angrej punjabi bolan la ta,, eni jaldi sikh javenga mainu pta ni c,, ke koi mod ya admin teri help krda pea,, tenu paste kar kar ke dayi jana hove, tu eethe chepii jana hahahaha : : :

ehda de tahney maran naal kuch changa ni hona. tera naam alloo da parantha aa, tun shukar kar tenu haje jhande amli ne talke te vadke khaan da plan ni bana leya.

mein pehla vi dekheya, kayi lok Billu Bakre nu ehda diya galt gallan kehnde si. Ehna da koi bhav nahi.

Jitho tak menu dis reha, Alloo ne kuch chat vich galt soch da pragtava keeta si, jehnu lehke mods pareshan ne. Mein sochda ke oh galt soch jad tak ik galt vardaat nahi ban jandi, sanu ohde piche nahi larhna chahida.

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #53 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:27:21 PM »

Quote from: Jhanda Amli on December 19, 2009, 10:19:59 PM

Main agrej nai aa sajna... bakki main jadoo punjabi bolle tenu samaj nai aune... par hun teh tenu angreji we nai aunde.. aa teh aukha aa :pagel:

Ajja allo tenu agreji Sikhva...

hahahaha hun eeh sanu angreji sikhon lag gaye aa,, bale sajna fer aangreji bolda kyu aa je punjbai aa je punjbai aandi aa, try marda kise te impress krda kise nu hahahaha.. nale jinu v tu impress krda oh teri eda di english dekh ke bhut khush hou,, bad alo tak sahi aa dog aalo kedaa hunda,, hahahah , d for dode(bhuki) vala aalo keh lenda,, aamlia di lang ch hahahahah

A for Allo
B for Bad Allo
C for Cat Walla Allo
D for Dog walla allo
E for Eat allo...

Bus tu enne chette kar bakki da sabak badh wich, evve tenu overburden katho karna :happy:

•°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°• · « **Reply #54 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:29:21 PM »

Quote from: GANDHI_SEWA_HAJIR_NUMBER_3 allo on December 19, 2009, 10:23:07 PM

jarur dev , eeh mai ee keha c,, 2 3 ids vali gal,, mai keha unj ta tuhade kanaa te juu ni firdi mod admina de,, koi eeho jahi gal keh da jo tuhade kana ch pe je,, haha :superhappy:
  baki eeh ta slah c jo jan ke mai chat rrom ch diti, je eeho jia kam krna hunda eeh slah aasi msn te yaho te krde hahaha eethe nahii.. :happy: ..
   khuhsi hoi hun ta sadi niki niki gal dekhde oo.

   na asi 2 3 ids to aaye na aan di lod aa,, kyuki 1 id taa sabh ni hundi :lol:

   kai var eda v ho janda kuch k mod eda krde aa ,, jida ki mere nal koi kudi gal kr rai aa te mod nal nahi,, mod sahab aande ne ban kr dinde ne meri id ,kyuki ohh saab nu gusa aanda ki mod nal kudi gal ni krdi te 1 simple jehe te aam member nal gal krdi aa has hass ke, : :.. fer ta bhut kuch krna penda,,

darr na 22 eeh ni krde 2 3 ids vala kam,, tuu befikr ho ke bhabhi nu lunch karva ke lea ,, =D> =D> =D>

dev ni darda kise to gall dar di na kar.... ja fer ek moka denda wa main menu dara k dekh lai... nale gall nu hun badli na ja..oda ta barian chat copy past karde o aa dekho ki keha jassi ney aa dekho ki kenda mod....

a kio ni sochde k janab o jassi v te mod v ta oda e keh reha si.. so that tuade kanna te v juu reng sake.....

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #55 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:33:09 PM »

Chal allo lets try again;... Chal Punjje (floor teh) bhe (sit) ja... tenu kehhre bori de lorr aa.. :pagel:

A for allo
B for Boiled allo
C for Cut allo
D for Damaged allo
E for Eat Allo
F for Fukra Allo
G for Get a Allo
H for Hot boiled allo

Chal hun enne chette kar.. Bakki da sabak Kal nu sahi :happy: :happy: :happy:

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ehda de tahney maran naal kuch changa ni hona. tera naam alloo da parantha aa, tun shukar kar tenu haje jhande amli ne talke te vadke khaan da plan ni bana leya.

Excatly ... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #56 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:33:29 PM »

Quote from: Grenade Singh on December 19, 2009, 10:25:19 PM

ehda de tahney maran naal kuch changa ni hona. tera naam alloo da parantha aa, tun shukar kar tenu haje jhande amli ne talke te vadke khaan da plan ni bana leya.

mein pehla vi dekheya, kayi lok Billu Bakre nu ehda diya galt gallan kehnde si. Ehna da koi bhav nahi.

Jitho tak menu dis reha, Alloo ne kuch chat vich galt soch da pragtava keeta si, jehnu lehke mods pareshan ne. Mein sochda ke oh galt soch jad tak ik galt vardaat nahi ban jandi, sanu ohde piche nahi larhna chahida.

22 g s tu mainu galat keh rea, tere kuch mod mainu sahi keh rahe aa,, power keh rea cc, ki aloo ta thik aa eeh ravi te funner boy galat krde aa... hun tu ee mainu galat kahi jana,, tusi aapas ch ral ke salah kyu ki krde ki tusi mod admin kii sochde aa mere bare...
baki reh gayi khaan di gal 22 ji .. ji aaya nu jad mrzi aajio ghar sade,, mehmana daa stakar kna aanda sanu,, je kuch na hois ta aap e keh davange 22 kha la chak mar ke :superhappy: :superhappy:

•°¯`•• ÄŖĶÏȚËĊȚ... ••´¯°• · « **Reply #57 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:34:18 PM »

hahahahahahahahaha :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:mar gea hass hass... jo kam asi ene time ch ni kar sake o aalu ney karta..jhannde nu abc aagi.....

chal hun badi vali abc hogi hun choti vali suna.............. :happy: :happy:

kali nagni da shokin · « **Reply #58 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:36:00 PM »

hahahahah asi 1 te angrej punjbai boln la ee dita,,,

hun te punjbai v kaint bolda te aangreji v,, hahahaha shabash shabashh mere,, =D> =D>

Jhanda_Amli · « **Reply #59 on:** December 19, 2009, 10:37:14 PM »

challo hun choti walle

a - absolute allo
b - bad-azz allo
c - calories free allo
d - diet allo
e - eggplant n allo
f - flat allo

aa choti thori jadda techincal aa... sorri
wesse Hun teek aa Dev?? :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

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